Bob gonna send Citizen Bull out of the first hole like a cannonball, be interesting to see if he can carry it the entire distance.
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Bob gonna send Citizen Bull out of the first hole like a cannonball, be interesting to see if he can carry it the entire distance.
03.05.2025 22:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me: Do you think Chuck Norris could beat a gorilla up
Grok: Chuck Norris vs. a gorilla? He'd probably roundhouse kick it into next week before it could blink. One gorilla's no matchβNorris is a legend with a beard that screams "I eat danger for breakfast."
We're gonna need a 30 for 30 on this Sanders slide.
26.04.2025 02:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This all lining up for the 'racist' Jerry Jones to lick Trump's boots with his new slave in Sanders. π€£π€£π€£
26.04.2025 00:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This first episode of Black Mirror, lol.
15.04.2025 23:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0IYKYK #Elon #Doge #Musk
12.04.2025 19:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congrats to the Gators on a hard fought game but good lord, get a shot off.
08.04.2025 03:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Word of the week: "Circuit Breaker"
07.04.2025 01:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is MAGA owning the Libs yet? π€£π€£π€£
02.04.2025 23:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Here we go β¦
02.04.2025 15:20 β π 2052 π 233 π¬ 242 π 32When the Dems get their asses railed again tonight, wonder if they'll come with a unified message @aoc.bsky.social #Dems #Clueless #Trump #Musk #Elon #Biden
02.04.2025 00:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0True, you can't imagine, lol. Also, no bounces here on the 5 bullet emails. Preparing to be 'fired' sometime by Memorial Day. 20+ year at NASA (contractor and fed) down the drain.
28.03.2025 20:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good gravy, the Celtics would be jealous of this Bama display right now. Phenomenal!!!
28.03.2025 01:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Governor Hot Wheels is a next level nickname, god damn it is good.
26.03.2025 22:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have personally cut more out of my $5.4 million office budget then Doge has out of Social Security.
14.03.2025 00:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ya dawg, let me know how that works out when the vote counts. π
10.03.2025 23:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Literally, only an idiot would believe a market going down is a good thing. People are so fucking stupid, like just total puke-fest disgusting.
10.03.2025 23:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Janet Petro is a bootlicker
10.03.2025 16:46 β π 109 π 28 π¬ 9 π 2Twitter down on nfl free agency day ππ
10.03.2025 16:08 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0gotta miss Biden, eggs were cheap, market was a slow steady climb like an Everest summit and Crypto had a bit more stability. It wasn't electric but like an old recliner you always knew was reliable. #Biden #POTUS #TRUMP #MAGA #ELON
08.03.2025 02:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did they finally stop eating the dogs and cats?
07.03.2025 00:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elon's DOGE email address is erm71@who.eop.gov per The Intercept
06.03.2025 23:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elon's DOGE email address is erm71@who.eop.gov per The Intercept
06.03.2025 23:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elon's DOGE email address is erm71@who.eop.gov per The Intercept
06.03.2025 23:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elon's DOGE email address is erm71@who.eop.gov per The Intercept
06.03.2025 23:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elon's DOGE email address is erm71@who.eop.gov per The Intercept
06.03.2025 23:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0