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68,349,745th in line for the throne. Dorset.

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Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Thick fog this morning.

06.03.2025 08:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AI won't bring the bins in, WILL IT?

05.03.2025 16:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Queen Camilla enjoying a glass of wine

Queen Camilla enjoying a glass of wine

Ash Wednesday.

05.03.2025 08:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And it turns out that pancakes didn't originally contain pancreas after all.

04.03.2025 20:07 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
JD Vance

JD Vance

In our house a JD is a jam doughnut.

04.03.2025 17:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Rachel Reeves looking miserable

Rachel Reeves looking miserable

Final day of Shrovetide.

04.03.2025 08:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Photo of Zelensky, Macron and Starmer, arms entwined, very still, statuesque, grave

Photo of Zelensky, Macron and Starmer, arms entwined, very still, statuesque, grave

The Visitation altarpiece by Jacopo Pontormo. Two figures with arms extended, one looking on. Similar composition to Guardian photo

The Visitation altarpiece by Jacopo Pontormo. Two figures with arms extended, one looking on. Similar composition to Guardian photo

Accidental Renaissance painting in The Guardian this morning.

03.03.2025 11:06 — 👍 110    🔁 31    💬 5    📌 0
Sign over a passageway saying 'Nappers Court'

Sign over a passageway saying 'Nappers Court'

Mind you don't get your

01.03.2025 15:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oi! Oi! Saveloy!

28.02.2025 10:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Failed to see that lineup of planets last night. Apparently you had to go outside.

27.02.2025 12:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#NowWatching The Miniaturist (2017 Guillem Morales) The auto generated-subtitle feature keeps struggling with the Dutch name 'Johannes'

25.02.2025 13:41 — 👍 367    🔁 109    💬 9    📌 12

True.

Unless...

26.02.2025 12:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why not? And cheaper than a couple of Ginsters at a service station too.

26.02.2025 12:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ukraine & US agree a deal for minerals AND the water level in the downstairs loo seems a bit low this morning. Coincidence?

26.02.2025 08:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This can't be good.

16.02.2025 14:46 — 👍 80    🔁 19    💬 4    📌 3
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Off to the docs with a 'sample' this morning. I'm taking plenty in case one of them has a part-time hide tanning business.

14.02.2025 08:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probably. Why can't the foolish cat simply graze like any sensible animal?

13.02.2025 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And now the cat wants something and I have no idea what it is.

13.02.2025 18:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ugh. Effort. But I suppose you're right.

13.02.2025 18:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exactly. They should pass on their wealth to those of us who have done absolutely nothing to deserve it, as we're far more likely to enjoy it.

13.02.2025 18:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

These people make me sick.

13.02.2025 18:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Another day without an unexpected enormous inheritance from a previously unknown distant relative with a squiffy eye, a castle in Scotland and an angry monkey.

13.02.2025 17:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Messes with your core beliefs, doesn't it?

13.02.2025 17:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hello toaster my old friend.

11.02.2025 07:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Lamp base shaped like a squirrel.

Lamp base shaped like a squirrel.

Me: Do you have a lamp that looks like a squirrel with a grenade launcher?
Tesco:

10.02.2025 18:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Old man gurning

Old man gurning

New passport has arrived.

08.02.2025 10:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ever wondered how many times you've opened a new plastic milk container? Me neither.

07.02.2025 11:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bottles of Redex diesel system cleaner

Bottles of Redex diesel system cleaner

Aww, the perfect Valentine's gift.

06.02.2025 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0