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quick watch this

26.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can someone go to the store and buy me some fire arrows

26.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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who are these fuckers on my crossword

25.02.2026 14:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

did you know the pulp in orange juice is made from asbestos

24.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i cast roll for punch

20.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She's innocent never done a bad thing ever

20.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he was right, me'll coward don't even smoke crack

20.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"oh i only watch the super bowl for the commercials" are weak. i would rather watch football than care about what a company thinks

09.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i can spot pivot animator from any distance

04.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Punxsutawney Phil was intercepted over Kuwait while en route to deliver his prediction

02.02.2026 14:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah im on the cpap diet

31.01.2026 22:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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reasons why certain standards exist range between:
- multifaceted studies that provide the optimal solution
- that's just how some french guy did it in 1832

30.01.2026 04:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Help!

29.01.2026 18:15 — 👍 14    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0

oh no dude Sufjan Stevens releasing an album called Greenland

28.01.2026 19:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wonder how sad zoloft blob guy is doing

16.01.2026 15:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i heard all senior associates at Deloitte drink a cup of piss each morning at standup

15.01.2026 05:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he's just normal al for a fucked up crazy guy like myself

15.01.2026 04:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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????? don't?????

08.01.2026 23:52 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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01.01.2026 05:00 — 👍 3184    🔁 1676    💬 13    📌 14

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

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Happy New Year Amiga Juggler

01.01.2026 05:00 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a best buy sticker that reads "REMEMBER: Log off forever before midnight on 12/31/25."

a best buy sticker that reads "REMEMBER: Log off forever before midnight on 12/31/25."

01.01.2026 02:16 — 👍 2116    🔁 441    💬 31    📌 17

Just things to a strange kinda crazy guy like myself

01.01.2026 01:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just watched stranger things finale it sucked

01.01.2026 01:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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there we go

31.12.2025 20:42 — 👍 122    🔁 21    💬 3    📌 0

I can't believe I haven't showered since last year!!

31.12.2025 22:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry kids! Santa was intercepted over US airspace and was blasted to smithereens

25.12.2025 04:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
poorly rendered old man with the name "inventor" above his head

poorly rendered old man with the name "inventor" above his head

21.12.2025 03:12 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0