Marfer, The Independent

It’s my first day back to work -
Fuck it, I’m having cake for breakfast.

An intra-Pennsylvania trade!

Oh, so we go right from grown-up Charlie Conway to fine ass Kris Letang making a pick? They’re making up for this format in other ways, I see.

I have been doing a relatively deep clean on our house since 9 am, and I know it’s going to feel great when I’m done, but I am nowhere near done yet.

Updates? Uh, my favorite team is a festering cesspool and they traded my favorite player (mind your business when you catch me in a Ducks jersey). But I did get tickets to see Chess in November with some very very great people, so that’s something to keep me going, eh??

Let’s try this one again now that I feel like there’s a tiny bit of hope in the world?

I don't know why people are continuously surprised that the well off white boys who play hockey are MAGAs. It's never just been Tony. It's always been the majority

For a meaningless game but PLAY FREE BIRD ANYWAY

Excellent, need to hear freebird at least 49 more times.

Nobody asked me anything but I miss the dulcet tones of Doc Emrick

When you’re right, you’re right.

Can we play some hockey now?

Are you serious right now. Ratthew, I hate you so much.

Anthem singer ATE that opt up!

YES BOOOOOO IT CANADA ITS DESERVED

Go off Michelle Kwan!!

I am 99% sure he’s not playing again tonight and wtf honestly

And my god truly sports are the only thing that can wring an ounce of patriotism from me anymore

I want to hear Free Bird no fewer than 50 times tonight.

lol my friend and I looked at each other and we were like “isn’t that…old news at this point?”

Ref cam is a hard no from me - and it’s Wes? Fuck outta here.

Lol I didn’t hear any!!

Aw come on Canadians in the stands, be less respectful, there should be some boos

The fact that “Heads Will Roll” just came up on my playlist as I’m reading this news is maybe a little too on the nose.

Dedicated stall for Johnny Gaudreau

I think I am more nervous taking my dog to the vet than she is at the vet.

I support it

Oh Tony, that couldn’t have happened to a better person.

Oh I wanna know what book, but I also don’t want to make you think about it (but what book lol) aaaaand what’s your favorite hockey penalty?

😂