All I want for my birthday today is a cheeky cardiac episode in the White House 🤞🏻
06.04.2025 00:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All I want for my birthday today is a cheeky cardiac episode in the White House 🤞🏻
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I wrote a thing … aussietheatre.com.au/features/tas...
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Glamorous woman gazing at camera lying in a pile of small rubber chickens
Red haired woman wearing an oversized green puffer jacket with overlong arms smiling at camera
Very tired looking redhaired middle-aged woman pulling a face and posing with a 17cm toy rubber chicken
Redheaded woman in ruffled pink top and shocking pink geometric earrings posing artistically, gazing into middle distance arms outstretched. Very editorial. Very fashion.
Hey hey! New show in 10 days and HOO BOY, I am CANING it. I do love these new songs and I am currently sitting next to a pile of rubber chickens waiting for coffee to kick in. The previews 24-25 March are cheap and are going to be MESSY in a fun way I think.
🎟️ www.eventfinda.com.au/2025/geraldi...
Being bisexual is wild.
I get to draw the parallels between straight and gay…
Like for instance the organisation it takes for my straight girlfriends to set their kids up on a play dates is basically the same skill set required for gay couples to organise their group sex dates.
Back home for a few days!
04.03.2025 21:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Suck shit target ✌🏻
21.02.2025 07:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why are we just letting this shit keep on happening!!?
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Made our west end debut last night!!! Princess no.3 is back in the house baby!!! 😍😍😍
21.02.2025 06:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hello London 😍
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Sydney ✌🏻
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NEWS: my new MICF show was accepted into the Australian Cultural Fund Boost programme, $2+ tax deductible donations for Australians, and every dollar up to $5k will be matched by ACF #makingculturehappen
youtu.be/11L3L2MFMPk?...
Breaking news: Andrew Tate is a direct descendant of Salad Fingers.
15.02.2025 23:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who needs a redbull to stay awake when you can just be filled with dread ✨
15.02.2025 21:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Girl same. I think it’s the general dread.
15.02.2025 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Make it make sense!!
15.02.2025 21:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Farrrr out! I hope something solves it quick smart. The world is falling apart. A cheeky orgasm may be all we have left soon! Much love XXX
15.02.2025 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Do they have any idea how to fix it? Xx
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Wait wait wait so let me get this straight… JD Vance is spewing “Freedom of speech” in Germany… regarding Europe… because the Germans won’t let a LITERAL nazi party be in existence…. Then went to meet said Nazi party after yelling at Europe about democracy?!!?
Sorry!!? 👀
10/10 no notes 👏
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Me: Hi, may I please see the wine list?
Waiter: Ma'am, it's 8 AM.
Me: Oh, sorry.
Good morning, may I please see the wine list?
Thisss is incredibly fuckeddddd! I’m so sorry xxx
14.02.2025 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love this!!!
13.02.2025 12:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Google bending the knee I see 😳
11.02.2025 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well this is fucked.
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Source: Independent
#Denmark #US #Greenland #California
Would really love if Green Day would just re-release American Idiot like it's a new album. So many people have memory holed it or didn't pay attention and we really need that energy right now.
10.02.2025 23:57 — 👍 12092 🔁 1178 💬 173 📌 89Hahaha look it’s not like I wasn’t already corrupted myself 🤣
11.02.2025 11:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Only my second tattoo ever
11.02.2025 11:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why won’t Dua Lipa just tell us already!!!
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