Awesome Gabe Facts

Awesome Gabe Fact: he’s real

living the dream

Jeff the killer be like:

Bro is in heaven

Do you answer the call?

my gang

Nobody is safe in town when Gabe's around

why does this image make me wanna buy a steam deck

The Gabe cheating circle furthens

Absolutely dapper boy 👈🗿👈

wyd when gabe’s steve gang pulls up

Can I come over and just do this?

My name of Sweetie
Gabe, I want some cat food
Sweetie
That is my name
Sweetie
I want another
Sweetie
Where is that mouse?
I’m running out on the road
There is a car
And it is going to hit me *scream*

My name is the fucking Pumpkin oh yeah

When you’re sliding onto home plate but u a gangsta

Crazy Dave: BLAHLABLAGABLAGABLAB
The power yet plentiful peashooter:

When you wake up and don’t know what year it is

I love that both Gabe and Clay are cheating on each other with me

Shoutout to the time I used "Gabes" as a unit of measurement in a YouTube video to describe a smash bros mechanic

How you look in the mirror vs How you look in photos

Awesome Gabe Facts has moved to Bluesky! This account was the only reason I still had Twitter installed, so I copied every single tweet into a skeet on a dupe bsky account. Creative liberties were taken with retweets, I either stole them or didn't include them, either way, the history is still here!