I'm currently in a state of shock - Michelle has a significant bit about throwing something in a bin and you don't mention your ultimate bin shot that had more swazz than a Dominik Szoboszlai free kick?!
15.02.2026 13:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Good on you for saying it in the first place and then resharing it on the cesspit that is Twitter ππ»
15.02.2026 10:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Would you like to eviscerate Big Sir Jim?"
"No no no, not at all..." [within a minute,]"He's a fucking prick."
Tremendous ππ»
14.02.2026 00:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Postecoglu's already saved you after the damage he did to Forest.
12.02.2026 22:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Stuart Pearce's idea for a manager transfer window makes even more sense at the moment, doesn't it?
12.02.2026 07:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
@maxrushden.bsky.social @phlaimeaux.bsky.social To compound matters, it's just outside Staines.
08.02.2026 10:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
People actually pronounce Abba Voyage as in 'bon voyage', rather than the more typical 'voy-idge'? Mind blown π€―
08.02.2026 10:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Not a question, just kudos to the EFL for their Every Minute Matters campaign.
It's subtle enough not to make any practical difference, but significant enough to make you wonder, "why are games kicking off a minute late?" and then look up the reason.
04.02.2026 23:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hopefully the Chubb chat doesn't blast out to any unsuspecting children in the back of a car. Could lead to some awkward questions.
04.02.2026 18:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If Max and the current Mrs Rushden are going to start wearing matching sarongs, I dread to think what's going to happen at Ian's wedding.
28.01.2026 23:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Agatha Christie's Seven Dials.
Catchy.
28.01.2026 09:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Mince-strels could be a thing - you can add chocolate to chilli, so why not this?
25.01.2026 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I was today days old when I discovered that taupe is pronounced 'tope' rather than 'torp'.
In hindsight, I don't know why it would be the latter, but it's all I've ever known.
25.01.2026 21:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The 90th minute of QPR v Wrexham was fun, wasn't it?
25.01.2026 21:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What odds could you have got on all four of Sunday's games ending in away wins?
25.01.2026 20:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I'm into it. Maybe he was coerced, maybe the faithfuls were shite at faithfulling, but seeing people pledge loyalty and stick to it is sweet.
Plus, things going to plan like this make shock betrayals even more shocking.
24.01.2026 00:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ah man, it's a few days after my birthday... although I'm seeing Jimmy Acaster the night after back in That London.
Decisions, decisions...
23.01.2026 20:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The lap ofΒ Luxembourg
Three days is going to be enough to get a good taste of Luxembourg, right?
For such a small place, I know a surprising number of people who have visited Luxembourg. So, with some time between Christmas and new year, I figured Iβd head over there to see what all the fuss was about.
22.01.2026 13:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Has Lars started prep on the inevitable Fall of Haaland book?
21.01.2026 21:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Has Dr Tottenham gone full Reform and stopped treating foreign patients?
20.01.2026 23:02 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
When Stoke got to the cup final, Tony Pulis walked the team out and met the VIPs in a suit, before racing back to get into a tracksuit and baseball cap for the game.
18.01.2026 23:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Also interested in this as a Forest fan getting a point against Arsenal.
18.01.2026 22:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
There's a guy I watch on YouTube who does flight reviews, and on a recent video, not one but two little shits run into his space, stand on the footrest and peer out the window. The absolute state of it.
18.01.2026 13:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
How many WKD shots did you neck?
17.01.2026 19:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sounds like a game where someone has tried to break the character creator at the start.
16.01.2026 16:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
When VAR is dealing with a matter of fact and a matter of opinion, should Stockley Park work on the former at the same time as the on-field official is reviewing the latter?
Doing them consecutively, as in Newcastle v City, just further draws the process out.
14.01.2026 23:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Is Dan bothered about Conor Gallagher choosing Spurs over Villa?
14.01.2026 21:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sunderland.
14.01.2026 21:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Right decision, but took too long. I'm guessing the proximity of the players to one another fried the automated VAR.
Worked out in the end anyway, with City scoring in the time added because of that delay.
13.01.2026 23:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You should get Humphrey Ker on the pod, as he seems a good egg.
More importantly, you can clarify how his surname is pronounced. I'd only heard 'kerr' until last week, which Richard Osman kept pronouncing it 'car' on House of Games.
Osman can't be wrong, surely?
11.01.2026 20:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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