Jim Hearson

Fun fact: the gig that Ania did is run/compered by the guy whose traction-engine-like foot broke Tim Key's wrist.

Even your card number has said 'fuck me' and got starred out.

The fart petrol may not have been a foreshadow, but listening to the Taskmaster podcast while being hunted down by its murderous host... 😬

Oh wow - put a cap on the guy in the revisited episode tonight and he'd look rather familiar...

Was Dan Burn's header better than Barry's?

There are few things more frustrating than an episode of Grand Designs where it doesn't get finished in time - just leave it for a later series if it's not done by the time you go to air!

The revisited episodes are just a slog - 45 minutes of repeated content before the big payoff.

It better not be otherwise I'm going to start a petition to get Uniqlo to discontinue cardigans.

FFS, I've just had Bake Off spoiled and now this? A fie on you, Jim.

It needn't be a VAR thing - chips in balls that can instantly tell when a touchline has been crossed have existed for at least two decades. I know, as I wrote my dissertation on them.

They've been used scarcely since and often just to report on how many revolutions per minute the ball span at.

Not sure why, but "There's something very retro and off-grid about Enya" tickled me more than it had any right to.

If Ian Rushden did end up as a guest, he'd still probably be one of David's bookings.

Do Chelsea have a discipline problem? Not sure if it's been mentioned before.

When will Walsall Devon Loch it this time around?

Once again on the Taverniers, @maxrushden.bsky.social 😂

Rosie is spot on about internet issues in Premier Inns - not only is the Wi-Fi unusable unless you're sat on the router, they're constructed of concrete so thick, 4G/5G signals can't get through.

You're basically trapped in a big, purple Faraday cage.

And Classic Football Shirts have just announced this new design for their festive knitwear range. What a time to be alive!

Guy Remembering was a cracking little winger in Glenn Hoddle's Swindon side.

I think I've worked out where Ian put his laptop www.instagram.com/reel/DPvskpD...

Don't endanger the potential Lululemon sponsorship, FFS!

Microwaving premade mash from a box isn't that bad; coming back from a match once, someone I was with got a premade mash from M&S as it was reduced, and proceeded to eat it cold on the train with a thin wooden coffee stirrer.

And most of the time, he's referring to Tory MPs rather than his toilet habits.

Perhaps they couldn't do deliveries as their current driver is wanted by the law?

Looks like Athletico Mince was overly kind with its representation of him.

After another dreamy performance from Elliot Anderson, I was wondering - who was the last England player to establish themselves so quickly in the team?

@barcajim3.bsky.social 👀

Max, how do you feel about Elliot Anderson leapfrogging Adam Wharton into that central midfield berth alongside Declan Rice?

Three whole parts of Sid! 😍

Wilson's bones must be like rebar with that volume of calcium consumption 😮

Could the definition of Spursy change to mean resolute and capable of turning around tough situations?

They've even ended their run of losing before an international break!