Ascion

Gen ai is poisoning our power grid, stealing intellectual property, using precious water, and ruining the internet with unreliable information and garbage imagery. Don't use it, and don't normalize it, even for laughs.

Germany, 1935. A German man in a bow tie and bowler hat reads a newsspaper to another German man and says "shit, looks like they got the socialists." he reads more "...AND the freakin' trade unionists? The Jews too?" The man crumples up the newspaper and says "wow that's a lot of people. He points to himself and says "they won't get me though. I'm too awesome." A mustachioed man next to him nods in agreement.

Existential sea urchin. A sea urchin says "every day, I am haunted by the looming presence of death. Yes! Yes! I can see his hellish face! Emerging from the dark ether beneath the surface of reality." The urchin witnesses a figure in a black shroud, it's face obscured, carrying a scythe. The figure's face is revealed. It is a sea otter.

GODPACK

Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025

This is one of my son’s all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips

An executive smokes a cigar and says "we need a way to change the minds of young men about gender minorities." Another executive, holding a highball of liquor, furrows his brow, deep in thought.

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It's been two days and I can't stop thinking about this

MASTER FLIRSTING COMPLETE GOALS, WIN HER OVER! ACCEPT CHALLENGE? Al Dose: My Al Character

master flirsting

was the grink there? were you flirsting with the grink?

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oh wow

Hi sharks. Long term investment opportunity here. Her name? Mother Earth. The way we protect her is simple. You send an invite to all your richest friends. Yeah sounds fun right. Then you all jump in a vat of acid

Milei acusando de socialistas a The Economist

Art teacher TO CLASS: REMEMBER CLASS ANYTHING CAN BE ART EXCEPT WHAT BORBY DREW TODAY BOBBY DREW PICTURE OF GOKU MAKING LOVE TO SPIDERMAN *PICTURE OF GOKU MAKING LOVE TO SPIDDERMAN* BOBBY HAS CREATED THE OPPOSITE OF ART

The 1970s. A man with a beard an long hair goes "oh God, I'm so freakin' neurotic. I'm insanely Jewish. I'm all sexually fucked up and I jack off all the time." Another man with a moustache and long hair walks into frame and says congratualtions, here's your Pulitzer Prize." The Jewish man looks surprised.

todo el mundk sabe que el crimen esta mal

tal vez deberia escuchar mas el rey gizardo y el mago lizardo

Hoy es Acción de Gracias, el día en el que miles de ejecutivas de ciudad se enfrentarán a un viaje lleno de adversidades para llegar a su pueblo natal a tiempo para trinchar el pavo con su familia y tropezarse con Jack, su ex de instituto, que les hará creer de nuevo en el amor

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a veces puede parecer q tienes un buen dia, pero tienes q recordar que la administración del estado español existe y q no dudará en joderlo si puede

Introducing old friend group to new one. Alex stands nervously in the middle of two groups of people, one her old friend group of Cis dudes and the other, her new friend group of trans women. Group of cis men meet group of trans women with initial awkwardnes. One cis man asks trepidatiously "do... you like Magic cards." A Trans woman answers "yeah." Everyone is getting along playing Magic cards, much to Alex's delight.

Brussels via google street view.

Same spot photographed by me in 2022 after pedestrianization was completed.

Cities aren’t crowded. They’re just full of cars.

LIBERAL: LOL. Imagine if Hitler was trans. He’d be even worse
LIBERAL: (after one gently-worded bit of pushback) Throughout history, comedy has been an important tool in the delegitimization of authoritarian regimes [1]. Even in the depths of the Warsaw Ghetto [2], humor played a significant role in

A cartoon of a doctor and a patient. The doctor says: "Here's your problem--it looks like you're paying attention to what's going on."

#Mood

Cartoon by Pia Guerra

Currently backing up everything I have in cloud services (photos, documents etc) onto a hard drive because I don't trust that the clouds will always be there. My gut says that the probability of them not being there is getting higher.