everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
08.10.2025 05:13 — 👍 295 🔁 102 💬 5 📌 2@dmalted.bsky.social
Clumsy oaf. SciFi and comics nerd. Cat Uncle. Perpetually grumpy. I have a good sense of direction (even though I feel completely lost). "We ain’t living, we’re just trying to survive”
everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
08.10.2025 05:13 — 👍 295 🔁 102 💬 5 📌 2Cenobators?
07.10.2025 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hate is a strong word because it’s been getting quite a workout lately.
27.12.2024 11:01 — 👍 284 🔁 79 💬 9 📌 1Until it directly affects them, there is no limit, no bottom. The cruelty of it all is just astounding.
04.10.2025 20:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Never gonna happen. And the people who NEED to see the truth never will, because the media they consume won't show it to them.
02.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps. 1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says “Well! Here comes ol’ Charlie Brown!” 2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…yes, sir!” 3rd panel: “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…” 4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, “How I hate him!”
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
02.10.2025 03:00 — 👍 2606 🔁 811 💬 27 📌 122The woods were dark and foreboding, and Alice sensed that sinister eyes were watching her every step. Worst of all, she knew that Nature abhorred a vacuum.
The woods were dark and foreboding, and Alice sensed that sinister eyes were watching her every step. Worst of all, she knew that Nature abhorred a vacuum.
01.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 232 🔁 59 💬 2 📌 5She taught the world so much, including teaching John how to eat a banana. Rest In Peace, Dr. Jane Goodall. Thank you for spending some time with us. youtu.be/izUzqUrhbh0
01.10.2025 21:03 — 👍 2151 🔁 456 💬 34 📌 36SUPERBATOBER 01: SHADOW -- The Bat-Signal is now a Super-Signal! Supergirl looks pleased. Batgirl looks confused. Streaky looks cute (as usual)
Day 1: SHADOW 🔦
#SuperBatober #Inktober #inktober2025
It's heartbreaking; seeing things get worse day by day, and feeling powerless to stop it.
30.09.2025 22:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They're all over south Florida right now; I see at least 20 a day during my commute.
30.09.2025 18:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish I shared your confidence. Every guardrail put in place to keep this fascist administration in check has either failed outright or bent the knee; I can't imagine the military not doing the same. Orders are orders; legal or illegal, they're expected to obey them.
30.09.2025 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Bob Larkin art from CRAZY #60, 1980!
29.05.2024 15:59 — 👍 430 🔁 98 💬 5 📌 8Gold repels Antifa the way silver does vampires and werewolves.
29.09.2025 00:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The very first sandwich I learned to make myself when I was a little kid was peanut butter and tuna salad (with the mayo, celery, and onions in it). It was delicious back then, but the thought of eating one now? 🤢
28.09.2025 21:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Panel 1 The shallow end of a swimming pool. A swimmer says "I got tired of hearing About so-called 'Infinity pools', so I created a genuine one. This is my first length". "Good luck!" replies an onlooker standing by the steps. Panels 2-4 The onlooker waits for the swimmer to come back. Time passes. The sun sets and rises. the onlooker ages. Panel 5 "Impressive." says the onlooker, now old and walking with a stick.
A recent cartoon for @newscientist.com
p.s. my new book of science cartoons 'Physics for Cats' is out now. Visit www.tomgauld.com for details
Pencil art Wonder Woman ⭐
#art #illustration #WonderWoman #cartoon #margueritesauvage #cute #comics #heroine
This is one of my very favorite images, as it features characters performed by Jim Henson throughout his life holding photos (or, in the case of Ernie, drawings) of him at about the period he was performing the character. Among the Muppets shown: Cantus, Dr. Teeth, the Swedish Chef, Sam, Link Hogthrob, Ernie, Kermit (two iterations), and Guy Smiley.
Jim Henson would've been 89 years old today. Commemorate his life and legacy by celebrating creativity, diversity, imagination, peace, and just plain silliness.
Walk with me a bit while I talk about Jim and his work--and leave your comments about what he means to you.
Right this way. /1
A hall of mirrors image showing the cast of "Spaced", but their multiple reflections show them all in different poses.
"I let my principles get in the way of things. I punched a bloke in the face once for saying Hawk the Slayer was rubbish."
Channel 4 aired the first episode of 'Spaced' on this day in 1999.
Tylenol
24.09.2025 00:21 — 👍 1152 🔁 256 💬 57 📌 34This 8-episode season every 2-3 years crap is ridiculous. There’s just no way to tell a satisfying story this way. Alien:Earth deserved better.
24.09.2025 01:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My kidney stone has been Raptured! Hallelujah! Still waiting to see if the rest of me follows...
23.09.2025 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tylenol beat me up once and stole my lunch money. It's bad news, that stuff.
22.09.2025 21:55 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, we know.
22.09.2025 21:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0he's so fucking stupid it hurts
22.09.2025 21:17 — 👍 1313 🔁 113 💬 53 📌 5🪲 BLUE BEETLE 🪲
22.09.2025 16:07 — 👍 379 🔁 62 💬 3 📌 4Here’s last night’s story about Jimmy Kimmel, the FCC, freedom of speech in the U.S., and why certain broadcast groups could learn a thing or two from Love Island. youtu.be/ohPToBog_-g
22.09.2025 15:30 — 👍 912 🔁 282 💬 26 📌 31white house announces plans to break ground on a brand new sarlaac pit
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