“It literally squirted in my mouth and not in a good way”
Things overheard at the airport 😳
@kristinaorlea.bsky.social
Horror writer. HWA. Children’s author. Poet. Artist. Geek. Comic lover. Cat mom. Comic wrangler. https://linktr.ee/kristina_orlea
“It literally squirted in my mouth and not in a good way”
Things overheard at the airport 😳
Some amazing books here! I’m honored to be among the list 🖤
08.09.2025 18:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s on the list. He’s on the list. He’s on the list. He’s on the list. 
Don’t stop asking about the list.
Not sure but, I think I interrupted a very serious meeting 😬
#cats #catsdaily #tabbycatworlddomination #catsofbluesky
I just wanted a cute picture of her but she’s not having any of it 😐
15.06.2025 22:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This weekend I’ll be at Hall of Heroes Comic Con!
Going to the show? Stop by table AA01 and say Hi! I’ll have creepy books, poetry books and children’s books - plus original art and stickers.
I hope to see you there 😎
Last day of Fan Expo Philly 
Crazy hair - check
Dali Llama shirt - check
Bigfoot earrings - check check
Voice lost - yup, check that too
Superman breathing down my neck because I won’t let him play Candy Crush - double check
I’ve got only one sketch duel to moderate, then I’ll be at P40 all day!
Heading to Philly in a few hours for FE Philly & wanted to get some last minute pieces done. I’ll be tabling all weekend @ P40 where I’ll be slinging my weird abstract art & books.
Like spooky stories? I got you.
Prefer poetry? Got you there too.
Want to have all ages fun? Got those too.
Found these little guys at #goodwill - plenty creepy before but I took it a step further & painted their eyes black. 
Now, I have my own black eyed children to greet people. Kinda feel bad for the mail carrier - I actually like her.
#thriftshopping #creepy #blackeyedchildren #probablyhaunted
Been sitting on some exciting (I’m grossly excited, so it’s ok if you aren’t) news.
Been waiting for a gig that requires me to watch one of my favorite shows for research-I’ve landed (thanks to an amazing friend) a job writing the flavor text for the Wednesday (the Netflix show 😱) trading cards!
Fate by Kristina Orlea (that’s me 💋) #poems #poetrycommunity #darkpoetry
30.04.2025 19:37 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Yay!!!
27.04.2025 20:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did some art the other day… meet Miss Sara Bellum. Yea, I channeled the best secretary Townsville has ever had! 
#powerpuffgirls #sarabellum #msbellum #art
My life from the last 4 weeks 🖤
It’s been a crazy busy nonstop month and while my body and mind are exhausted - I enjoyed every minute of it 💋
Very excited to share that my short story “I’ll Never Go Camping Again” is part of the @creepypod.bsky.social  Creepaway Camp 2025. The episode dropped on Sunday.
#horrorpodcast #horror #creepy #spookystories #writer
Hey friends! 
Want a chance to win a free kindle version of Through the Dark Hallway? 
Well, there’s a giveaway on Goodreads that you can enter!
Link in first comment 🖤
A graphic featuring the cover of The Ungodly Duology at its center, depicting a grim faced, shotgun weilding woman in front of a.mass of eyes and mouths. The cover is surrounded by descriptors: Found Family, Eldritch Abominations, Grief, Mysterious Cult, Cast of Strong Women, Haunted past. There is text across the top and bottom: Cosmic Horror, available on Amazon.
They told her the spider-armed woman who dragged her father into the earth wasn't real.
They told her it was her child mind trying to cope with a terrible tragedy.
20 years later, she returns home to a truth darker than she could have ever imagined. #booksky #horror
www.amazon.com/Ungodly-Duol...
10 days away until I drop a new spooky collection for your eyes!
Physical & kindle copies of Through the Dark Hallway release on 3/18. Make sure you preorder or bookmark the link!
Link in bio💥
#indiehorrorwriter #scarystories #shortstories #creepy #spooky #writer
Next up for amazing authors I highly recommend is @kristinaorlea.bsky.social who just so happens to have a fantastic horror short story collection out this month! You can pre-order and check out her other work here 💙📚🩸📚 #worldbookday #writingcommunity www.amazon.co.uk/stores/autho...
06.03.2025 11:15 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Why is there a duck in my croc? 
#dogs #dogmom #crocs
Pretty excited to be tabling at shows again this year. A new spooky collection coming out next month and a spooky comic later this year, I’m hoping for a decent experience. 
*Note: these are for me as a creator. I’ll be working other shows with CSA as Art Coordinator. Don’t worry, I can multitask 🥸
Who am I? 
I just saved a spider from drowning in the cats water bowl. 
Am I friends with spiders now?
A week in Orlando for Megacon. I’m exhausted. I’m sore.
I somehow didn’t take a single photo with my phone all week. I did go to our superbowl party. Mainly because I still had work 😕
I ate food. Had a few beers. And I got to shoot aliens. Here’s proof courtesy of Brett Bean
Gonna take a nap now.
Getting ready for Megacon but it’s really difficult to leave all of the cuteness that Hastor brings 🖤
Oh, & btw, packing is stupid. 
Corrupt “Musk”-eteers how about instead of breaking our SS systems you focus your energy on making a cost effective shrink ray that allows me to really travel light.
Cover for Malevolent Nevers showing a painted antique house with turrets and strange lurking figures on the roof
Cover for Almost Ruth showing a woman's face half flesh half skull with a crown of roses in pastel shades
My book cover commissions are officially open again!
I handpaint vivid, colourful, pulpy covers for indie authors (including myself). Here's an example of my style. I'm open now for Feb commissions, reasonably priced, very approachable. Full wrap etc
Contact me:
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Surprise announcement!
Through the Dark Hallway is available for preorder on Amazon.
This is only for kindle/ebook. The physical version will release on the same day. 
Link to my Linktree is in my bio 💋
BLAM! 💥 YOINK! 🐀 🦅 
THIS BOOK IS WILD, Y’ALL!!
My cover for ‘PEACEMAKER PRESENTS THE VIGILANTE/EAGLY DOUBLE FEATURE’ issue 2!! @dcoffical.bsky.social @jamesgunn.bsky.social @hackintimseeley.bsky.social @mitchgerads.bsky.social 
Rex Ogle and Matteo Lolli!
Gearing up to table at more conventions this year. Look at these 2 freaking awesome tabletop banners that I ordered 🖤
Art by the talented Megan Clelan & @mitchgerads.bsky.social  
#indiewriter #indieauthor #spookystories #childrensbooks
Thankfully no migraine today but I do have this nifty curl in my bangs 💋
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