UnabashedlyBi 💙 💜 💖

Oh no I forgot my suit...

Like someone who just asked their doctor if the medicine is right for them

Hi kiddo 😘

Mmmmph!

You can fit so many more hobbits in a king size bed

Lord of the Rings:

Omw

Where's the Criterion release

High Sticking 2

uh oh. I don’t think I downloaded the gay hockey show yall are talking about

Festive 🤤

Arm the dolls

Oh look, a seat

Do it haha

That is a bold assumption

I got weird looks from my cat and an approving slap on the ass (not from the cat)

Let's get festive y'all

"You're watching The Felch with Olivia Nuzzi ..."

TIL that paleontologists now think T. rex didn't constantly show its teeth. Like modern lizards, it likely had lips that hid its teeth when its mouth was shut.

🎶 Lips, belly, feathers, mascara
Fit check for her napalm era 🎶

God same

Mmmmph

the heart wants what it wants*

*a hand job and mac and cheese

My absolute most favorite Christmas decoration, an ceramic pig cookie jar. He's wearing a Santa outfit, sans pants, and has a very mischievous look on his face

Every time I walk by him I hear

🎵 I've been a nasty boy, nasty 🎶

Welcome!

Did I stop you from scrolling? Oopsie 🤭😘

Have a seat 😏

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Honey, you got a big storm coming

It's not gay if the Takis don't touch

A charcuterie of assorted Doritos

Wait I like that AM I CLOSETED HETEROSEXUAL?

It's so satisfying but bleccccchkkkk

Woof woof?

Kid jokes are unparalleled