Synthia Gothrock

Computer & Video Games Magazine #112, a UK game magazine from March 1991. The cover is framed in red "Danger" markings. Up top, it lists "AMIGA MEGADRIVE ST SUPER FAMICOM C64 SEGA SPECTRUM SEGA AMSTRAD PC ENGINE PC NINTENDO" (in that order, yes I know there's repeats) The title is yellow in a red circle; below, Poison (a redhead fighter in a Shadoloo flight cap, wielding a knife and handcuffs, and wearing a gold coffin earring) looks at you, to a backdrop of Vegas neon. Bottom left, a first-person racing game screenshot is subtitled "SUPER MONACO GP: US GOLD'S BEST CONVERSION YET?" The footer states "REVIEWED! FAMICOM SUPER MARIO WORLD, TURRICAN 2, SOLAR JETMAN, SNAKE RATTLE 'N' ROLL, PRO TENNIS TOUR 2" and "WIN!! EXTERMINATOR COIN-OP SUPER FAMICOM AND CONSOLES GLAORE!"

This Girl Is POISON!! (Source.)

Damn everybody really does talk too much

Do they even claim to have changed? Being a Bush dead-ender just seems less awful to the ignorant

Well, for much of D&D’s history, it was AD&D. Of course it was miserable to actually play.

Ask your Dungeon Master if Sorasil is right for you

I cannot imagine wanting someone to interrupt my reading to ask me what I’m reading. That’s like fantasizing about being called a slur and having your backpack thrown in a mud puddle

I actually think a big problem that has been endemic to RPG design for decades is simply that designers don't consider their game mechanics ENOUGH, like the story of Greg Stolze asking the oWoD guys "why do you have variable TNs AND variable success thresholds" and getting blank stares in return

The Democratic Party losing to itself is the most Democratic Party thing to possibly happen.

They'll tell you that there's no way to be "bad at RPGs" but if you're the sort of person who needs a containment forum to argue about damage on a miss or that can't wrap your head around the rogue getting a teleport or something, then I'm sorry to say that you ARE actually bad at RPGs

Chrontendo Episode 43 (01:07:02)

go the fuck outside. find a goth club. go there on a kink / queer night. go even if you think “you won’t fit in” (cheat code: just wear black).

be friendly. give yourself time. repeat as necessary. you will make exceptional friends.

life is for the living. do it scared.

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We’ll Always Have Arli$$

I really miss when you would show episodes of The White Bronco after Cowboy Who

Jeff Coltin @JCColtin After a brief speech and some handshakes and selfies, Cuomo ignored my questions and got in the white Ford Bronco to be driven to the next stop in Washington Heights. With a photo of a White 90s Ford Bronco parked in a bus lane.

Andrew Cuomo being driven around at low speeds in a white Bronco seems fitting for this great respecter of women. Where did he even find a white Bronco in NYC?

The tie still isn’t ugly enough

This is like when I discovered that the star of Monster Dog had a music career

Nintendo Power September/October 1988 $3.50 Castlevania II - Simon's Quest 14 Pages of Gory Details Bionic Commando Monster Review Plus Foldout Poster More Super Mario 2 Powerful Pointers from Programmers and Pros Nintendo: The Source for NES Players Straight From The Pros

Nintendo Power's September/October '88 issue featured Konami's Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, an action RPG for the NES

The controversial and creepy cover has an armored Simon Belmont holding the decapitated head of Dracula; a nod to the game's quest to recover the vampire's dismembered body parts!

Whenever Kate’s not on an episode, people should be asking “Where’s Kate?”

I’m glad that Mamdani has the support of all the Haters from Chappelle’s Show

It’s clearly implied that Chocula murdered Richie Rich.

Wow, they ran out of that freedom shit right quick

🌹I swear ONE DAY I'm going to shave my fucking legs again, not today though, those plans fell through

Guy played more gods than Laurence Olivier

The angriest I ever got at my cousin’s house

Pizza goldfish went trans in the 80s and are just living stealth now

I support renaming Wendy’s to Wednesday’s and rereleasing these with gothic chiles

RIS’S (Rosbif Italiano, Si Signori)

one thing that's funny is the weirdo canadians/nazis on x the everything app increasingly have to monitor this place to get their rage fix now. you won! enjoy your cool app with your cool friends

No I had one and it tasted spooky

It’s a wonderful restaurant