Synthia Gothrock

I have a strange splitting of my psyche where I can't decide whether to quote Lenin or to post shit like "our pedophile president dropped a big deuce in his Depends again!"

So if I offered to trade your 6 oz box of Good’n’Plenty for a 6 oz bag of Jelly Belly licorice you’d turn me down?!?

Everyone knows that people who like licorice are just categorically smarter than other people. So level with me here: are they actually good licorice, or just available licorice?

Remained one of the best and most replayable titles for the NES right up until they stopped making cartridges for it

Well, tell David Lynch we all miss him, of course

I’m a cheap date

Yeah, the cereal is going on an adventure through rugged territory, not us

AI slop is just an incredibly environmentally unfriendly Blingee

If it’s not fireproof and doesn’t have a water source that can’t be fucked with, it doesn’t matter how strong the walls are

Keifer Sutherland from The Lost Boys (1987) with a spiky blonde mullet thing, a big black overcoat, sitting on a motorcycle with a strategically placed cigarette between his lips

Bill Paxton from Near Dark (1987) covered in blood in his white t-shirt, motorcycle cop jacket full of badges he took from lawmen he killed, along with jeans and a flannel also sunglasses in doors at night and a shotgun

🌹shout out to the vampire gay boys of the 1980s

Chrontendo Episode 9 (00:59:12)

You gotta admire his commitment to TED Talk Hair

This is true, but moreover, I hate dealing with dimwits who think they’re smart

Like imagine if everyone who tried to argue with you online started demanding “primary sources” when they don’t know what a primary or secondary source is.

Lived experiences is one of those phrases that gets plucked from academia and wildly misapplied out of context. Like, what other kind of experiences are there? (Scientific experience, for one, but most people don’t know that.)

Basically, social media doesn’t drive people insane if we tailor our feed to be just accounts like yours

Country ham sandwiches and apple butter

Prion burgers never really took off

No American wants to hear “micro” in the context of hamburgers

Kane’s gum should be cinnamon. Give it a fire name. Come on! This was merchandising malpractice!

It’s true. Vampire blood turns blue when exposed to oxygen

Imagine being assigned to name an Undertaker themed food product and not working Hungertaker in there at all

They missed the opportunity to put out Steel Cherry

Find a mother figure who looks at you this way

[December 26th, 1925] The Communist Party of India was formally organized by Satya Bhakta at a conference of 500 people in Cawnpore in the United Provinces of Agra and Oudh in British India.

Ah, the two genders

Computer & Video Games Magazine #112, a UK game magazine from March 1991. The cover is framed in red "Danger" markings. Up top, it lists "AMIGA MEGADRIVE ST SUPER FAMICOM C64 SEGA SPECTRUM SEGA AMSTRAD PC ENGINE PC NINTENDO" (in that order, yes I know there's repeats) The title is yellow in a red circle; below, Poison (a redhead fighter in a Shadoloo flight cap, wielding a knife and handcuffs, and wearing a gold coffin earring) looks at you, to a backdrop of Vegas neon. Bottom left, a first-person racing game screenshot is subtitled "SUPER MONACO GP: US GOLD'S BEST CONVERSION YET?" The footer states "REVIEWED! FAMICOM SUPER MARIO WORLD, TURRICAN 2, SOLAR JETMAN, SNAKE RATTLE 'N' ROLL, PRO TENNIS TOUR 2" and "WIN!! EXTERMINATOR COIN-OP SUPER FAMICOM AND CONSOLES GLAORE!"

This Girl Is POISON!! (Source.)

Damn everybody really does talk too much