Synthia Gothrock

We await His return

What will you say when your children ask you what you did in the flamewars?

My tradition is to make a cocktail with whatever is at hand and name it after the lucky winner.

Memo to self: get more apricot brandy, want to make a Scalia

They don’t need passion, that might interfere with Returning Value to Shareholders

You don’t think they’ll ever run Buttigieg?

Their approach is based on avoiding creative choices. Like, you know this genre. You know what elves and dwarves are like. You even know what an Elven Sword looks like compared to a Dwarven Sword.

They’ve given up on writing a setting and are just encouraging you to imagine a menagerie of AI Slop

Who told you it’s my birthday?

Ah, the two genders

AFTER EVERY MEAL - - WRIGLEY’S

He doesn’t NEED to put any skill points into Comedy to be Elvish Bob Zmuda

okay but tell me why my first thought when I found a cracked egg in this carton was "oh, good for her" 😭

Okay but nobody’s going to spend their skill points on Elven Wines if Knowledge Skills aren’t a thing

They should rename Shadowrun to Ares Predator and match the edition number to the current model default heavy pistol

it's the people *he's* writing off (and the people who love and support them) who are mad at him right now, hope this clarifies things for you

no they can all do that

But Shadowrun 4e toned down the strongest hero by giving cyberzombies worse action economy

if your zack be spelled with c, a vulgar auteur he shall be

if your zak be spelled with k, he shit his pants at Chik-fil-A

Yeah, since I was about 6 years old

Loser Leaves Town? Winner Leaves Town? How do you promote this?

The people I know IRL who hate that movie are still sad that Firefly got canceled

Well like of course AI is gonna offer you the lowest common denominator gender, like how if you ask it for fantasy art you just get ersatz Warhammer

Dude I literally can’t get a passport

A structure held together by Yapapi straps

If you need a box this big to hold your “vitamins” you might just be a Mega Power, brother

What an anachronism! They wouldn’t have had turkey in mythical Britain

Simmer down, Stick!

Chronsega Episode 8 (00:36:14)

Coup soge

Everyone who has ever eaten Dots agrees that they should be stickier