@joelaspence.bsky.social
Actor/Writer/ImprovTeacher/Perfomer at UCB and WGIS. Easily distracted by potential train rides. https://linktr.ee/joelaspence
Most important French lesson yet.
04.02.2025 16:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are some key differences yes
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My mother’s saved article organization strategy was chilling.
29.11.2024 01:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just spent a humbling hour reading my first couple of years of tw**ts and I want you all to know I’m going to try harder here starting with this skeek.
18.11.2024 00:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The CDC has lowered the age recommendation for the Pneumonia vaccine to 50 (from 65) due to high rates among younger people. The new vaccines, Pneumococcal 20 and 21, are considered lifetime vaccines. Go get it! www.npr.org/2024/10/24/n...
17.11.2024 16:53 — 👍 108 🔁 48 💬 6 📌 3‘Previously on Murder Pete Wrote.’
05.10.2024 23:21 — 👍 437 🔁 68 💬 46 📌 1310/10 Call it a funbrella. Hang in there and good luck!
14.01.2023 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 09/10 Call it a funbrella.
14.01.2023 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 08/10 Call it a funbrella.
14.01.2023 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 07/10 Call it a funbrella.
14.01.2023 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 06/10 Call it a funbrella.
14.01.2023 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 05/10 Call it a funbrella.
14.01.2023 23:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 04/10 Call it a funbrella.
14.01.2023 23:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
and this. 2/2
29.06.2022 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t be the only one that desires a video game set in the Merchant/Ivory universe. (a shooter)
31.03.2022 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thanks
09.01.2022 01:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was weird.
09.01.2022 01:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I took the train from Glendale to Oceanside and back earlier this week. Here’s a short video of those to and fro views with some original music. I mean why not.
04.04.2021 04:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 04:15 pm. Just reached down to turn on my lamp and turned it off. Spring, get here soon please.
31.01.2021 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The next serial killer will be an app-based driver and he will have had great reviews. Sleep well tonight everyone!
05.12.2020 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sat on the beach for an hour this morning and now my apartment is mostly sand.
31.08.2020 21:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Think I’ll start with BASEketball tonight.
15.03.2020 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hope you guys get as emotionally invested in whether or not this guy makes it to his gate in time as I did. #phoenixairport #airporttweet
20.07.2019 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Poor Rene...
14.06.2019 17:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You ever wanted a pizza never to end?
27.04.2019 05:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen is in Collateral when Tom Cruise explains to Jamie Foxx how to listen to jazz.
07.03.2019 05:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0By any jeans necessary. (I don’t have the first part of this joke)
03.03.2019 22:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wtf people who lean in to their sneeze as if they’re giving voice to thousands of wronged past lives.
15.02.2019 16:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, aside from my Dad asking if I wanted raisins on my roast beef sandwich this has been a relatively normal Christmas with the family.
26.12.2018 15:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish I could one day have as carefree a vacation as the one the exercise clothes I pack have every time.
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