Garbage Opinion Enjoyer

Arriving for my meeting at Tesla HQ at the same time as a coworker
Elon Musk: "well isn't — heh heh look at the guys— who hehe— they were blowing each other, right? are you guys brothers? like from the meme. have you guys seen? like the blowjob brothers."
Me: "epic meme, sir"

I cannot overemphasize that Marjorie Taylor Greene, Carlson, and Fuentes see a 2028 path to victory that involves building an isolationist populist coalition that traffics heavily in antisemitism and exploits existing negative sentiment against Israel.

We have to be SHARP on the left right now.

“Honey why is that man waving a machete around in his yard?”
“It’s a metaphor, darling.”
“A metaphor? For what?”
“Well, he is Mad At His Ex, so presumably he means it to stand as a symbol of his righteous fury, cutting through lies and creeping deception.”
“But…?”
“But it’s really about his dick.”

Bubba you say?

Keep fattening him up so the Great Khan can eat him

Is it synesthesia when looking at a picture makes your ears hurt

Remembering that time she interviewed Richard Spencer.

Sir you have overestimated both my patience and my intelligence

This is the chyron on a television in the background of a Transmetropolitan panel.

This is the action of a man who’s cracking under the pressure.

I admit I am lost in re: Egyptian planes

If that’s the thing that ultimately ends up taking him down, all of BlueSky is gettin in, baby.
Angels handing out Lego sets.
St Peter shooting fursuits at people out of a tshirt cannon.
Complimentary subscriptions to Jamelle Bouie Magazine.
It’s gonna be LIT.

-College vampire trying to repair their GPA by enrolling in a winter session early am class.

Woulda been more responsible to sing to these egg-eating mfers about what cholesterol is

Legendary star of 1980’s hit drama Beaty and the Beast Ron Perlman, temporarily clean shaven.

FU Ron Perlman is beautiful clean shaven

Beauty and Beast also tells us that if someone falls in love with you despite obvious hygiene issues, it’s still polite to clean yourself up, shave/trim up that depression beard, maybe wash your ass.

What do I need to sign to get your party on the ballot

No. My fault. She was going to write up her experiences on the Weiner campaign for the blog of a friend of hers and I told her she was nuts, it needed to be in the Post or News and gave her a list of email addresses and...

Ok, well, you fucked that one up, yeah.
But I can still be mad at Weiner until I die though, right?

Rural Queer Sexual Expression is my favorite psychobilly band

In a roundabout way, we can blame Anthony Weiner for Nuzzi, so depending on how much weight you give to RFKjr tipping the scales for Trump, Weiner may be the one person most responsible for both of Trump’s election wins.

He’s trying to Andrew Tate/Nick Adams himself into fame by being obnoxiously shitty in ways that tend to go viral among people who agree with him and people who hate him. I only started hearing his name a few months ago, and now I see people screenshot quoting him all the time.

The bad people we need to kill, obviously.

Bro wtf is this, get an editor and give them permission to tase you, Jesus Christ

OpenAI servers spontaneously combusting when I type “Will Stancil” into ChatGPT 6.

Absolutely, the “front” persona vs the “true” persona adds another layer of complexity that’s really interesting to consider in this context

Thinking about how Luthen also avoids L Summers vibes; is it because the power dynamic is different when the organizational hierarchy isn’t enforced by the state, or because the only regular contact he has with a woman below him in the hierarchy (ie not Mon Mothma) is father-daughter coded?

The other side put their under 30’s in charge of actual government accounts, which tempts lefties to try to respond in kind, without considering that while Kash Patel’s FBI isn’t gonna investigate the DHS Twitter account even if it goes full Radio Rwanda, that courtesy will NOT be extended to them.

The middle aged people who tend to run organizations have 3 ways of handling their social media:

1. Have other middle aged people run it (dumb)
2. Have people under 30 run it, with supervision to keep them on message (smart)
3. Have people under 30 run it without any leash (very dumb)