A Pure Heart

americans be like “communism leads to gross abuses of power” but look the other way for this stuff because like, who you gonna call when your neighbor is cutting your grass

You're about to hear the worst Mike D and Ad Rock rhymes in the world.

Thought Clavicular was going to look like Harry Hamlin in Clash Of The Titans or sth but he just looks like the kind of Abercrombied out dweeb that’s in the same frat his dad was in and can’t stop talking about that and oh yeah don’t put your drink down next to him

The psycho pedophile regime who kidnaps and kills us is polling unfavorably

Friend of the pod

white people when you don't want to be a sex worker getting hasan piker's patronage

Smokin’ In The Moids Room

Nice potables. Potent?

Who remembers #sanduskyvibe

Animal style fries and a dc

What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck?
Milk and quackers.

Pretty harsh to say of a dead comedian 😬

Chance, Childish Gambino

Saw this without my readers and thought it said “mom rappers” and was like “like Snoop Dogg?”

Apparently there’s a pic of Eminem on the island but he’s saying it’s just some Russian oligarch’s son in a track suit with a fucked up caesar

RICHARD HANANIA AND BRIANNA WU LINKED UP, NEED IT OR KEEP IT???

My ovipositor is full

Who up next out the primordial ooze

Marvel is doing a Tatterdemalion movie #news

Paste-Pot Pete need one

She’s a 10 but she’s not into Tales From Topographic Oceans

RFK Jr. sounds like the highest setting on the flanger VST

Whatever doesn’t kill you

I think a dust mote

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