I have a firm understanding of basic math.

Example: I have two cupcakes and I’m going to eat them both.

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

What you read is only your business.

This is kinda random but do you remember that one time the Bears had 32 seconds left on a running clock and one timeout and only got one more play off

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

Thanksgiving Day Survival Pack:
1. No I didn’t gain weight
2. No I don’t want to say grace
3. No I don’t want to hear how you saved $137 by using Kohl’s cash
4. No im not a lesbian because I’m single
5. No I will not put down my phone & help in the kitchen

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom

When sadness giddy-ups on your soul, take a few minutes* to read.

*as long as you need

Living in a illegal state literally is the worst. 😩 🍃

What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.

I wish i had an edible so i could just make it through this night.

I struggle to watch my mom decline in health. It makes my heart break and all i wanna do is make it all go away.

Shit things shouldn’t happen to good people. 😞 #fucklupus #fuckMS

There are some book in the library that i just straight up gave up on. My brain wasn’t having it 😂

Shade room: “Hey roomies!”

Us:

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

YouTube video by MSNBC RFK Jr., anti-vaxxers, and a measles outbreak: Mehdi’s deep dive

Last year, when I was at MSNBC, I did a 10-minute deep-dive into RFK Jr's anti-vaxxer role in the measles outbreak that killed dozens and dozens of kids in Samoa.

I hope every Senator voting in his confirmation process for HHS knows about this crucial and awful story:

blurry picture of an orange cat who is close to your face at eye level smirking at you bc he is cramming his big orange self in front of your zoom meeting

Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me

❤️

I’m not gonna watch. But i do wanna see Jack Paul get his shit rocked.

Funny meme: you're not the fuckface whisperer

Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight

This honestly more refreshing than everything on X. 🙂‍↕️

A breakthrough cancer immunotherapy is now taking aim at autoimmune disease CAR-T therapy is generating excitement for lupus, scleroderma, and other conditions as clinical trials expand

Treating lupus by depleting B cells with CAR T cells has been shown successful

A breakthrough cancer immunotherapy is now taking aim at autoimmune disease | Science | AAAS www.science.org/content/arti...

a man in a lab coat is standing in front of a computer with the caption good to see you guys again ALT: a man in a lab coat is standing in front of a computer with the caption good to see you guys again

WTF is going on here at Blue Sky? People are civil to each other. People having intelligent discussions. People are spelling things correctly. I haven’t seen any racism or sexism.

I’m confused.