Jesse Noller

I just heard that someone played Helldivers 2 music at the navy’s 250th celebration with Vance and I’m really hoping it was a trolling masterstroke by the events DJ.

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… yes.

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I feel like in my old age I’ve devolved into a pale shade of Ballmer screaming “developers developers developers”

Don’t mind me buying a hard copy of this for like the 4th time @sogrady.org

Cleaning what’s left from this week’s mountain of eggs so I can hand them out like a weird Santa

Oh it’s always disturbing but… memories? 😂

Yes! Married! Again! And thank you 😀

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Ever hit wet dog poop with a weed wacker? Yeahhhhhh I have.

Wish I’d worn safety goggles

I mean

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My therapist told me to listen to angry loud music when I'm in a funk/angry, and I really can't stop thinking about this gif:

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It’s over 100f outside with an air quality index of around 110. Hooray?

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Me, dodging new spiderwebs in the yard every night & morning:

Thanks!!

Seen blue man group 3 times, never bought a thing. Tonight was the 4th and I got married yesterday so I got the spit painting from tonight’s show

Only I am dumb enough to try to impersonate a beached whale in a pool resulting in getting road rash on my chest

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Oh god; we planned the wedding in the same hotel and weekend as the Blackhat conference

I just had to brief the family on operational protocols with devices.

Thank fuck for the volunteer off road towing people out there helping a lot of stranded folks

Do you know how fucking terrifying it is to get stuck, in the desert, with your family and the only option is to walk 8+ miles back to civilization? I do now.

I have a full sized f150, albeit a 2 wheel drive and I ended up in a sand trap stuck behind a bunch of sedans etc all guided by google maps to go off-roading

Pro fucking tip; if I-15 through Nevada is shut down, do NOT - I repeat:

Do
Not
Fucking
Take

Google Maps’ recommended detours especially if they note that “some portion is unpacked”

That’s code for a 4x4 watershed side road and you will get stuck, in the desert. With no service or anything.

No, some random pull off for the sites

Utah can be pretty

❤️

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Getting married in a few days and meanwhile my brain is off design PaaS systems and thinking about space travel.

Never seen this on a spider plant before so that’s cool

I drove 4000 miles in under a week (Denver to Boston and back) and well, my vote is we abandon the Midwest and force all semi trucks to be trains

Every time I do this route (now up to like 4/5 times) I have this thot

I like to pretend my rooster is yelling “I love my daaaad” when he crows at 5am

Maybe next year I can take a swing back around PyCon. Missing folks.

I truly love how folks in a corporate world somehow evolve the ability to say nothing concrete, clear or actionable but still say it in about 10,000,000,000 words clouding everything up

How about… No?

Pretty sure it’s phishing tho