she is an amazing cook, it was completely nontraditional in every cuisine and it whipped
07.03.2026 01:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0she is an amazing cook, it was completely nontraditional in every cuisine and it whipped
07.03.2026 01:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0one time my Palestinian mother in law made potato salad and pointed to it and said βmayonnaise, you know, for you!β which is the rawest shit thatβs ever been done to me lmfao she cooked me fr
07.03.2026 00:52 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0βI cant believe nobody wants to be president of the Loser Clubβ dawg
07.03.2026 00:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0told the lebanese christian man at work i am putting a moratorium on discussing the middle east with him until further notice so we can maintain a working relationship
06.03.2026 18:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0literally what i was watching lmao
06.03.2026 00:38 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0omg absolute classic dumbass tactic
05.03.2026 21:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0coming home from having a bad day at work and turning on my stories (compilation footage of israel being bombed)
05.03.2026 18:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0turn dubai into atlantis
05.03.2026 12:58 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0i see god in this tater tonight
05.03.2026 00:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0in case yall forgot how serious i am about potatoes
05.03.2026 00:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thinking about this again after seeing some gorgeous potatoes
05.03.2026 00:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I cant fucking stand the way poetry is taught in schools it completely ruins everything
04.03.2026 23:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0lyshenko i understand you more with every day that passes
04.03.2026 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0on the train during a kinetic situation (white homeless man threatening to deploy the n word on a group of unruly black teens)
02.03.2026 21:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0literally cannot even imagine him wearing this lmao
02.03.2026 15:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have to be real i have no idea who he is
28.02.2026 19:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0oh my god of course
28.02.2026 19:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you are a world historic coward
28.02.2026 19:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I cannot fucking stand you people like biden and harris did not oversee and fund a genocide and refuse to lift sanctions on iran. What the fuck do you even believe in.
28.02.2026 19:23 β π 78 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0more nyt columnists calling people anti semitic, wake me up when a drone hits their office
28.02.2026 17:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i hate this stupid cracker country
28.02.2026 15:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0one clown critiquing another clown but the most clownish of all is me reading the article
28.02.2026 03:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0holding an uncrustable between my thighs so it defrosts faster
28.02.2026 02:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0theyβll just put any old body out on the court during halftime
28.02.2026 02:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my husband running into the room because he thinks the war in iran started and itβs just me reacting to a basketball game
28.02.2026 02:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0all time classic meal
27.02.2026 23:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NEW MITSKI ALBUM DROPPED ITS TIME TO YODEL SADLY
27.02.2026 23:39 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0tf is this mac and cheese cavs uniform
25.02.2026 00:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0knicks playing tonight thats my state of the union
24.02.2026 23:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0a correct impulse tbh
24.02.2026 11:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0