Steph, The Metal RN

I need to get the fuck out of this country.

The flu can kiss my ass.

OMG 😍🥰😍🥰

Fuck off 😂😂😂

Had an iPad thrown at me today. Yay for behavioral health.

Elon should be charged with espionage. Full stop.

Any #pilots on here? Is it safe for me to fly? I’m supposed to fly out of DC to CVG next week and I’m actually nervous. I’m not a nervous flyer at all. #airplanes #DCA #crash #planecrash

“You’re behind on your student loan payment.”
Yeah.. no shit. I’m not gonna pay it.

Love that I’m trying to get factual information about norovirus and the CDC website doesn’t even pop up on Google right now unless I really scroll. And it’s from last year. Thanks Trump.

Specify and save lives!

Charlie Kirk looks like the epitome of inbreeding.

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Sylvester looking utterly resplendent in all his silver glory today.

It’s not one person, it’s multiple and has happened since I was 14 trying to figure out my gallbladder for 4 years. It’s that the human body is intricate and it will take one MD/DO/NP/PA to see me in the midst of an episode at the exact right time to really understand it.

You know what bugs me? When people say things like “You’re sick all the time!” Yeah.. I know. I’ve gotten checked more times than I can count and everything always comes back fine. I’m sure I have some sort of undiagnosed chronic illness that takes a while to figure out. Not for lack of trying.

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All the bootlickers on FB be like