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Jonathan Hirsch

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Ex-UX bod: https://www.hirschworks.com Designed a guitar: https://www.hirsch-guitar.com Wrote some songs: https://on.soundcloud.com/yh5VF92ggVitARMZ8 From Brighton, now in Kuala Lumpur: https://movingtomalaysia.info

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Hopefully yes. May or may not be worth the bankโ€™s and/or NZIโ€™s time to deal with I suppose. But it did strike me as a particularly stupid use of stolen credit card details. Hopefully NZ border peeps have a plentiful supply of rubber gloves and will give them the welcome they deserve ๐Ÿ˜‚

15.02.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screen grab of an image caption reading โ€œImage credits: Ron Lack/Pexels (Not the actual photo)โ€.

Screen grab of an image caption reading โ€œImage credits: Ron Lack/Pexels (Not the actual photo)โ€.

Well thatโ€™s a new one ๐Ÿ˜‚ But I suppose it beats the totally pointless, lazy, and frankly disrespectful โ€œCredit to the respective ownerโ€ cop-out that seems so popular these days ;-)

14.02.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone fraudulently used my credit card to pay New Zealand Immigration for 10 E-Travel Authorities.

Called my bank, card blocked, all good.

๐Ÿค” Should I also call NZI so they can cross-reference the card number to the applicants and give them the โ€œappropriate welcomeโ€ on arrival? Bwahahaha etc ;-)

14.02.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screen grab of an extract from an article on the BBC News app, reading: โ€œTrump did not mention that he previously pardoned the father of his daughter, Ivanka's husband: Charles Kushner.โ€

Screen grab of an extract from an article on the BBC News app, reading: โ€œTrump did not mention that he previously pardoned the father of his daughter, Ivanka's husband: Charles Kushner.โ€

That doesnโ€™t mean what BBC News (presumably/hopefully/surely) meant it to meanโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
From: www.bbc.com/news/live/ce...

21.01.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of the front panel of a Strymon BlueSky guitar effects pedal, with buttons labelled Favourite and Bypass, knobs labelled Decay, Mix, Pre-Delay, Low Damp and High Damp, and switches for Mode and Type, with options respectively for Norm, Mod and Shimmer, and Plate, Room, and Spring. Which may or may not strike you as wholly or partly applicable to a social media postโ€ฆ :-)

Photo of the front panel of a Strymon BlueSky guitar effects pedal, with buttons labelled Favourite and Bypass, knobs labelled Decay, Mix, Pre-Delay, Low Damp and High Damp, and switches for Mode and Type, with options respectively for Norm, Mod and Shimmer, and Plate, Room, and Spring. Which may or may not strike you as wholly or partly applicable to a social media postโ€ฆ :-)

19.11.2024 07:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

And/or posted at different times etc; ignore reports from newly-created accounts or accounts with minimal post history; add weight to older or more
prolific / engaged accounts etc

17.11.2024 09:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Possibly, yeah. But I wonder - bot farm for mass-posting spam etc vs bot farm for mass reporting disliked posts; the former has instant results, the latter doesnโ€™t. And I think the latter could be engineered to become less worthwhile for the bad actors. Eg only count reports from unique IP addresses

17.11.2024 09:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just an idea, to (hopefully) reduce mod workload. What if you reverse the process, ie any account that gets more than x separate reports is auto-suspended; owner must then contact mods to reinstate. So mod time is spent looking for false positives rather than Bad Stuff to remove. Any good?

15.11.2024 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the Department of Government Efficiencyโ€™s Xitter feed, comprising its only two posts so far. The first says โ€œWorking overtime to ensure your tax dollars will be spent wisely!โ€ and the other is an image of Donald Trumpโ€™s statement announcing the proposed department, to be led by Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy.

Screenshot of the Department of Government Efficiencyโ€™s Xitter feed, comprising its only two posts so far. The first says โ€œWorking overtime to ensure your tax dollars will be spent wisely!โ€ and the other is an image of Donald Trumpโ€™s statement announcing the proposed department, to be led by Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy.

So Trumpโ€™s new Department of Government Efficiency is going to be so efficient that it will have not one but two leaders... I wonder what all that promised overtime is going to cost? ๐Ÿ˜‚

14.11.2024 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s inside the catโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚

13.11.2024 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Monty Python - Dead Parrot
YouTube video by Caio Badner Monty Python - Dead Parrot

Have you seen the Monty Python Dead Parrot sketch? Quite a few euphemisms in thereโ€ฆ ;-) www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW...

13.11.2024 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Boris Johnson and the air-rage incident On December 3rd 2014, Boris Johnson was widely covered in many of the UKโ€™s national and London newspapers, for having helped to โ€˜calm downโ€™ a drunk and abusive passenger on board Malaysia Airlines โ€ฆ

Oh, and I suppose (ahem, x=6, oops) thereโ€™s this. Claim to fame and whatnot. Or not. movingtomalaysia.info/boris-johnso...

13.11.2024 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I've Got You I originally wrote this one years ago, decades even, then had it sitting around never quite knowing what to do with it - couldnโ€™t seem to make it work. I had suspected it was going to end up as some s

And nowadays I mostly do music stuff, of which my latest effort is on SoundCloud here: on.soundcloud.com/zYQmq9hxuy3J... 5/x (where x has turned out to be 5; for nowโ€ฆ)

13.11.2024 08:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Moving To Malaysia Malaysia My Second Home (MM2H)

โ€ฆI decided it was better to be somewhere else, far away, when actual-Brexit (finally) happened. So I moved to Malaysia. And wrote about that experience here: movingtomalaysia.info 4/x

13.11.2024 08:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After that, I did some consultancy work in the British government, helping to design a system for managing trade tariffs post-Brexit. That experience convinced me (as if it wasnโ€™t already blindingly obvious) that Brexit was going to be an absolute sh*tshow, soโ€ฆ 3/x

13.11.2024 08:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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www.jonathan-hirsch.com Jonathan Hirsch's Blog - The Story of Hirsch Guitar

Then I spent a few years trying to bring to market a guitar I designed, which I called the Hirsch SB-1 Radius. Because it had a small body with a radius surface contourโ€ฆ Partial success, mostly fail. You can read about it here if so inclined: www.jonathan-hirsch.com 2/x

13.11.2024 08:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Goodbye UX, My Heartโ€™s Just Not In It Any More Iโ€™ve hesitated to publish this, as Iโ€™m aware I might be massively shooting myself (and my career) in the foot by doing so. But my career is less important to me than speaking my mind, and anyway, Iโ€ฆ

I noticed introductions seem to be all the rage on here at the moment, so I suppose I should probably do one. So to speak. Might have to split it over a few posts. Anyway here goes.

I used to be in the UX (User Experience) industry. Hereโ€™s why I no longer am: www.hirschworks.com/goodbye-ux-m... 1/x

13.11.2024 08:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a sun-dappled pedestrian crossing on an empty road, featuring a somewhat camouflaged black and white cat in quiet repose lying across one of the white stripes, probably contemplating the meaning of life, the pros and cons of a progressive tax system, or its next meal. Or something.

Photo of a sun-dappled pedestrian crossing on an empty road, featuring a somewhat camouflaged black and white cat in quiet repose lying across one of the white stripes, probably contemplating the meaning of life, the pros and cons of a progressive tax system, or its next meal. Or something.

Well I suppose for my first ever post here, while Iโ€™m thinking of something interesting to say, it seems only fair to Do The Thing The Internet Was Invented For. Although you may have to look carefully to spot it, what with it being so well camouflaged etc. :-)

13.11.2024 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0