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Mighty Mauler

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The Croquet Superhero®. Challenge me to a game of backyard croquet in Chicago, and I will accept. World Croquet Federation hopeful. 🏠 backyardcroquet.com

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I've always been cool.

Holder of ALL FOUR croquet championship belts.
- Universal Belt
- Bloodmatch Belt
- Coconut Crush Defensive Belt
- Coconut Crush Offensive Belt
Kreten Kourt, May 2004

07.11.2025 21:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My goodness, the most recent article from our site backyardcroquet.com is from 2002!

Two-thousand-and-two. 23 years ago. We should play a match and I'll update the site with a 2025 article. JUST TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT THE SQUIREARCHY STILL LIVES!!!!

07.11.2025 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That would be the "National Croquet Calendar". The issue is from 2002. I need to dig it out and scan it.

For now, I found a blog post where I wrote about how we were going to be included. www.spudart.org/blog/extreme...

07.11.2025 20:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I specifically made a Bluesky account just so I can challenge anyone in this photo to an Xtreme Croquet match.

07.11.2025 20:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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