Sry its to hard with my below middle-school lvl reeding skills. @grok sumarize plz

Excited to announce our pre-revenue AI Coffee venture is in advanced talks for an ice rink rollout. 25¢ per cup with unlimited growth potential. Targeting $60B IPO next year. Invest now or regret later. Minimum 10M buy-in.

Whoever designed toilet paper to turn red when you're done wiping is a pure genius

Outbreaks on Cruise Ships in VSP's Jurisdiction Learn more about outbreaks of gastrointestinal illness on cruise ships.

Depends on why it was docked

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I'm at Starbucks and the garbages say 'landfill' and 'recycling', but where's the one labelled 'ocean'?

Turns out "going steady" was just NFL legalese for "subsidiary acquisition." Her next album is now subject to the league's salary cap.

I got a bag of breadcrumbs, and made a trail back to the spikes. A dozen or so orphans followed it right in. I slapped papyrus labelled "ARCHAEOLOGIST" on their tunics, gave them a little push, and pulled the lever. My KPRs are through the roof. The boss thinks I'm a genius. I need more tomb juice.

People say stabbing hurts, maybe they just need a better grip

A can knot

Sorry, she signed the waiver

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I called Trump and got the tariffs canceled, but now I gotta eat a bug and film it