@thenormannation.bsky.social
Author of Charm City Rocks, All Together Now, Last Couple Standing, We're All Damaged, and Domestic Violets. Next up: Grace & Henry's Holiday Movie Marathon (Oct 14) - Baltimore, MD
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22.01.2026 11:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 054? Wow. I had no idea.
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13.12.2025 14:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I started drinking hot tea every night to help with my anxiety and rage. Now I’m anxious, angry, and addicted to Twinings Mango & Pineapple.
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06.11.2025 16:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aw. Thanks, man.
24.10.2025 13:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎅🎄📺 Aw, thanks so much!
23.10.2025 14:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks!
15.10.2025 03:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aw, thanks! 🎅🎄📺
15.10.2025 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy October. I have a book out this month, which means my wife and kids are contractually obligated to refer to me as “Matthew Norman, the world’s greatest living novelist.”
01.10.2025 13:16 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
If you’re reading this, you’re invited! Come hang out on October 14. Per my kids’ demands, there will be snacks.
17.09.2025 17:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Monday again. I dunno. It’s like we’re caught in some kinda loop.
15.09.2025 18:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
That guy on the left caught me nature creeping. #birds 🪶 🐦 📸
23.08.2025 18:14 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Heads up, Baltimore. Leslie Gray Streeter and I are launching GRACE & HENRY’S HOLIDAY MOVIE MARATHON at the Ivy Bookshop, and you’re invited! See you there. 🎅🎄📺
18.08.2025 18:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like to leave my daughter’s student driver sticker on the back of the car when I’m alone and just really let’r rip.
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Your attention please: there’s a downed corgi in my kitchen.
09.08.2025 15:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I was a kid I thought I’d grow up to have multiple Ferraris. I currently have zero Ferraris.
06.08.2025 23:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
GRACE & HENRY’S HOLIDAY MOVIE MARATHON is just 70 days away. Preorder today wherever you buy books. 🎅 📺 🎄
05.08.2025 21:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did you know that the Orioles are trying to hurt me specifically? ⚾️
05.08.2025 00:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know we have bigger problems than this, but as a country we need to come together and figure out the difference between everyday and every day.
02.08.2025 14:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m not saying I’m the world’s greatest living novelist. I am, however, saying I’m the greatest living novelist currently in this Applebee’s. (I looked around to make sure.) #booksky 📚 💙
31.07.2025 17:59 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does it count as “ Party Size” if I eat all the Doritos myself while doom scrolling?
25.07.2025 16:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ha! Thanks so much. Glad you liked it. 🎅
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