There are better takes of many tracks and two outtakes arguably better that any song on it, and yet every pick made for the album was correct.
08.03.2026 22:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@adamchicago.bsky.social
historian, author, and tour guide. I talk about Bob Dylan, Chicago stuff, old time true crime, and cemetery stories. There's a canon Star Wars character named after me. He/him mysteriouschicago.com , patreon.com/adamchicago
There are better takes of many tracks and two outtakes arguably better that any song on it, and yet every pick made for the album was correct.
08.03.2026 22:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In the absence of an alternative motive - and on the news that the US is targeting oil refineries it's worth whether the whole point of going into Iran was - to create an excuse to lift oil sanctions on Russia.
08.03.2026 17:37 β π 52 π 15 π¬ 5 π 2Sure but we used to rewind our Ataris and drink from the street lights until the hose came on. In cursive!
08.03.2026 03:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hey Iβm by the modern wing lol
07.03.2026 21:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lol of course someone has to jump in with a βwell, actuallyβ Peshtigo comment.
07.03.2026 19:34 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bankers always wrote the most boring autobiographies.
06.03.2026 18:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Card and QR code for "Hyperspace Pizza: A rock opera about time travel and butts" and novelization by Adam Selzer
New!*
HYPERSPACE PIZZA: A Rock Opera about Time Travel and Butts (and novelization) out today.
Everything good starts in a getaway car.
Get it where you stream stuff.
linktr.ee/hyperspacepi...
* - revamped, reconfigured, remixed, and relaunched.
βSpotify classicsβ playlist with Olivia Rodrigo on the cover.
Wanna feel old?
06.03.2026 12:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You see it a lot in duel challenges.
06.03.2026 00:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the slowest and worst version of the Hokey Pokey I have ever seen. Shake it all about already.
05.03.2026 23:28 β π 7 π 5 π¬ 7 π 0As a historian I am inclined to call him a damned rascal and a poltroon.
05.03.2026 20:32 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm on it.
05.03.2026 20:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Presumably the family? They wouldnβt have likely had much inside info on whether or not it was real, I donβt suppose.
05.03.2026 20:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I just wore my seat belt here in Chicago. Does that mean Iβm more of a βrough manβ than he is?
After my whistle patrol shift I guess Iβll eat some stew.
Itβs his epitaph on his slab, though.
05.03.2026 19:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One more sour apple tree to plant.
05.03.2026 19:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hey, my book CHICAGO'S SERIAL HUSBAND: THE MARRIAGES AND MURDERS OF JOHANN HOCH is runner-up in the Chicago's Reader's Best New Book By a Chicagoan poll!
Tonight's virtual tour is about Chicago's spookiest graves: www.eventbrite.com/e/virtual-to...
Iβm really quite amazed that more great artists havenβt done Vince Guaraldiβs βGreat Pumpkin Waltz.β
04.03.2026 18:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
HYPERSPACE PIZZA is my new* rock opera and novelization, including the new hard rocking βWe Brake For No One.β Everything good starts in a getaway car.
thelimitedtime.bandcamp.com/track/we-bra...
That partβs great! The sentimental parts just get over the top for me (from what I remember; itβs been a few years).
04.03.2026 12:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Wait counting to 25 was little fort.
I loved the first half of Dombey; second had its moments.
Just count to 25 and youβll be all right.
04.03.2026 12:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At the Music Box for Masked and Anonymous / @whitecitycinema.bsky.social βs book release!
03.03.2026 23:20 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
If I held a million dollar per plate fundraiser I only need one idiot to come.
Even half an idiot Iβll be doing pretty well.
Yeah.
#whatwasinthatdribkbesidesaneggpepperandworcesteshiresauce
I wish I could host a million dollar per plate fundraiser.
All funds go to me just going wild with drinks and apps at bar trivia nights forever. Rattle your jewelery.
(They talked me into drinking a Prairie Oyster at Le Piano, my local jazz bar, just now and itβs now all falling into place.)
Dudeβs face in the entryway of Trinity Church nyc
Hereβs a Trinity Church NY guy who I think was frozen in the middle of a Scooby Doo chase scene. Happy birthday!
03.03.2026 02:57 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Oh, Death, why canst thou not sometimes be timely?
She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point
02.03.2026 23:44 β π 4996 π 849 π¬ 46 π 12Fuck yeah
02.03.2026 21:57 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, I remember it all very well; I think Powell really did believe that speech with the pictures of the trucks.
02.03.2026 21:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0