Adam Selzer

“Woke Axl Rose” is one of my favorite face turns of the 2010s but he’d be on a lot more shirts if he’d died under mysterious circumstances in about 1994.

I saw some for “West ridge east.” At the time I figured below Warren Park was South West Ridge East. I lived right below the park so that was North South West Ridge East.

There are better takes of many tracks and two outtakes arguably better that any song on it, and yet every pick made for the album was correct.

In the absence of an alternative motive - and on the news that the US is targeting oil refineries it's worth whether the whole point of going into Iran was - to create an excuse to lift oil sanctions on Russia.

Sure but we used to rewind our Ataris and drink from the street lights until the hose came on. In cursive!

Hey I’m by the modern wing lol

Lol of course someone has to jump in with a “well, actually” Peshtigo comment.

Bankers always wrote the most boring autobiographies.

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Everything good starts in a getaway car.

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“Spotify classics” playlist with Olivia Rodrigo on the cover.

Wanna feel old?

You see it a lot in duel challenges.

This is the slowest and worst version of the Hokey Pokey I have ever seen. Shake it all about already.

As a historian I am inclined to call him a damned rascal and a poltroon.

I’m on it.

Presumably the family? They wouldn’t have likely had much inside info on whether or not it was real, I don’t suppose.

I just wore my seat belt here in Chicago. Does that mean I’m more of a “rough man” than he is?

After my whistle patrol shift I guess I’ll eat some stew.

It’s his epitaph on his slab, though.

One more sour apple tree to plant.

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I’m really quite amazed that more great artists haven’t done Vince Guaraldi’s “Great Pumpkin Waltz.”

We Brake For No One, by The Limited Time from the album Hyperspace Pizza

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That part’s great! The sentimental parts just get over the top for me (from what I remember; it’s been a few years).

Wait counting to 25 was little fort.

I loved the first half of Dombey; second had its moments.

Just count to 25 and you’ll be all right.

At the Music Box for Masked and Anonymous / @whitecitycinema.bsky.social ‘s book release!

If I held a million dollar per plate fundraiser I only need one idiot to come.

Even half an idiot I’ll be doing pretty well.

Yeah.

#whatwasinthatdribkbesidesaneggpepperandworcesteshiresauce

I wish I could host a million dollar per plate fundraiser.

All funds go to me just going wild with drinks and apps at bar trivia nights forever. Rattle your jewelery.

(They talked me into drinking a Prairie Oyster at Le Piano, my local jazz bar, just now and it’s now all falling into place.)

Dude’s face in the entryway of Trinity Church nyc

Here’s a Trinity Church NY guy who I think was frozen in the middle of a Scooby Doo chase scene. Happy birthday!

Oh, Death, why canst thou not sometimes be timely?

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point