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Todd Tomorrow

@toddtomorrow.bsky.social

He/him, nearing 40, weirdo fag in the SF Bay Area. I love John Waters, Xiu Xiu, classic Simpsons, queer/horror films, and Pepsi from the fountain. NSFW. Not a fucking Zionist ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ If I post nudes, don't reskeet them please!

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one thing about me is that i love looking at maps for fun

11.08.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Holi

11.08.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Now you're just some faggot that I used to know"

11.08.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
2 images from hackers as characters converse. "I've got a record. I was Zero Cool." "Zero Cool crashed 1.507 systems in one day, biggest crash in history. Front page New York Times August 10, 1988"

2 images from hackers as characters converse. "I've got a record. I was Zero Cool." "Zero Cool crashed 1.507 systems in one day, biggest crash in history. Front page New York Times August 10, 1988"

Never forget today, when, on this day in 1988, Zero Cool crashed 1,507 systems in one day.

10.08.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 973    ๐Ÿ” 379    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
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Sensible dickneck Saturday

09.08.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Goddamn Larian, I keep playing as dwarves and Duergar because they're all sexy hairy daddies ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

09.08.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
No guns shirt by HOMOCATS

No guns shirt by HOMOCATS

๐Ÿšซ Guns
Shirt by HOMOCATS
Worn by Jamie Stewart of Xiu Xiu

09.08.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wrestle

08.08.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 134    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm the chihuahua singing along

08.08.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well now you gotta post it

08.08.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Furthest I've been, for someone who has not crossed an ocean:

N: Vancouver, BC, Canada
E: San Juan, Puerto Rico
S: San Juan, Puerto Rico
W: Ft. Bragg, California

Oaxaca, Mexico, is one degree north of San Juan, or else I'd have put that for southernmost.

07.08.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

You better be financially over-stable, girl. It can be rough out here.

07.08.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, I'm sorry ๐Ÿซ‚

07.08.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it'd be like 1AM for him :/

07.08.2025 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My D&D group has a strict all-or-nothing attendence policy, and our wizard is gonna be in Japan until September ๐Ÿ˜ฉ We haven't played since June 29, goddammit. We just slaughtered a bunch of Drow that were hunting our ranger and happened upon some Roqs in the sky.

07.08.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I went to high school with a girl who looked and dressed exactly like Art of Drowning-era Davey. It was uncanny. I cannot deal with this new "gay Smee" look.

07.08.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At least, those are my CF guidelines ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

06.08.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Het behavior. There should be some gratuitous bulge or VPL - something.

06.08.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Nobody wants to fucking POST anymore" but that Kim K meme

06.08.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm still getting 800 notes on new posts, so the ecosystem is there if you want it. Some of us never left.

06.08.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Warhol tattoo from Cecil B. Demented. Happy birthday Andy! โค๏ธ

Warhol tattoo from Cecil B. Demented. Happy birthday Andy! โค๏ธ

06.08.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I'll play

06.08.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aaaawooga

06.08.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For tummy Tuesday โœŒ๏ธ

05.08.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Abducted #9 (2023). El Ultimo de la serie, cuรกl fue el que mรกs les gustรณ?

05.08.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Soft/blocked cock Saturday ๐Ÿ“ just because

02.08.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The cutesy "Pro-butterfly" descriptions in the confessionals are going to get old fast. It feels like this season PR is trying to be another Drag Race, completely with their own Sugar and Spice annoying twins

02.08.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Again tempted to start a new blog here with much less of an audience, but I don't want to lose the handle. Disabling reposts would also solve the problem.

01.08.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

20 minutes until a rando reposted the photos might be a new record. They're gone now, thanks for playing.

01.08.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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