Woosh or Valley

Alanis Morissette - "we stood at the precipice of total collapse, fingers intertwined, our truths settled with words we'd never speak"

tumblr user nitewrighter says: Me: I don’t get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I’m like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it’s the fascism. You’re completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you’re also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you’re going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

my husband just sent me this

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Just sneezed so hard that I did a full 360° turn in a spinny chair

“I think this will cause political unrest if you call an Irishman from England”
“But doesn’t he look like a young Prince Charles?”
Actually iconic

God the TTRPG community is doing some real golden work nowadays

current state of social media:
- fb is for seeing slop by pages you never followed
- bluesky is for political panic
- insta posts are for pictures of your friends and celebrities but insta stories are for political panic
- tumblr is for accidentally seeing tits in public despite the porn ban

People should be weirder about Balatro. Where are the jimbosonas. Where are the Balatro fanfics. Cmon people

Marn was he. Was he wearing the red scarf in the banner art as foreshadowing. Marn

just learned that it is possible to upload over 1 minutes of video which means. beatboxing puppy

[quoting a tweet from bad novelist Brad Torgersen complaining about the teaching of The Great Gatsby in schools]

“The Great Gatsby is dated and irrelevant.” You’re right. What could a novel about a generation of young men becoming hustlers and white nationalists because they were sold a lie about the American Dream possibly have to say about our current moment?

Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic

Dear cis people,

It's well past the point where this kind of thing will fix everything, but I want you to take note of how easy this is.

These little freaks are soft-handed little babies that will fold like a napkin in the rain.

Light these fools up.

T-shirt with a black cat wearing a scuba mask. It says I lost my fucking cat, extremely poisonous reward $1.50 and a bag of chips

I don't need this T-shirt. I don't need this T-shirt. I don't need this T-shirt.

Please please please just make your fucking comic. It doesn't have to have mass appeal or be marketable. I'm literally making a comic about gay aztec steampunks. A publisher would laugh me out the door. I still have a budding audience!! And even then! If it brings you joy, make the fucking comic!

She’s just a girl your honor, she’s just woken up and she’s just a girl

These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males | CBC Radio Photographers Hawaii captured what scientists say is the first documentation of humpback whale sex.

This is the news we deserve.

“These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males

'It was not what I was expecting,' says biologist Stephanie Stack”

YES SIR!!!

Donate to Help Me Move and Take Leave, organized by J Applegate Over the past couple weeks I've experienced a mental health emergency. Towards recovery, I am… J Applegate needs your support for Help Me Move and Take Leave

Hey y’all, fellow Garages / @fourth-strike.com bandmate June is looking for help after Dealing With A Lot Of Shit so if you have some spare money to help out it would be super appreciated.

I contain multitudes that not even I can explain

Online me is like. Perpetually full of childlike whimsy. Usually the youngest in a group. Cares a little too much

Irl me is regularly discussing at least three angles of modern politics with peers

Life is strange

My irl self and my online self are so entirely different sometimes I wonder if it’s a plurality thing

(It isn’t but god autism is weird sometimes)

ngl i kinda hate nazis and people who do nazi salutes

One of Norway's largest fuel companies just announced that they will no longer refuel US Navy vessels after Trump’s treatment of Zelenskyy.

“It made us sick... We encourage all Norwegians and Europeans to follow our example.”

We knew this was coming.

We've been preparing for months.

Call your reps. Don't give them rest.

And you don't need to wait and hold your breath on a bill like this - take sensible precautions NOW. This article offers dozens of places to start.

CALL YOUR FUCKING CONGRESS PEOPLE RIGHT NOW. IT'S A SATURDAY. YOU GET TO JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE. SCRIPT I'M USING IS BELOW: