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bro my high school english teacher would’ve given this like a C+ and he would’ve been right.

fuck you skip intro button

if i can sign up for an account using your app, but can’t delete my account using your app, then you’re a piece of shit

well yeah, i’m, like, REALLY fast.

i’m tired of feeling like i’m living in the first 20 minutes of a blockbuster disaster movie

WHATS THIS SONG THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EYES EMOJI!!!

i’m gonna start plagiarizing mark cuban’s posts

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I think that the difference is that the tea party was disruptive to the status quo, whereas chuck’s status is quite quo.

“I’m reaching out from—“ ok bye

i wonder if some of the people who write me emails know that i delete them after reading the first sentence

“vibes are off” should be a good enough excuse for me to not show up to work for, like, a month

ok i’ll be charli

american collapse began when we stopped making shitty video game adaptations of big movie releases

girl will you shut up and get to work

if you ever offer me diet coke i’ll know you don’t love me

people purposely misunderstand the “both parties are the same” mindset and it acts as a barrier to the achievement of meaningful change.

i also can’t find it on a map bc it ain’t there!

"omg you speak spanish, can you say something right now?"

being so moved by music that you start to cry is the sickest experience everyone should do this

if ur still sending teams messages at this point today take a look in the mirror

my favorite part of eating laffy taffy is knowing 100% without a shadow of a doubt that i’m definitely also ingesting microplastics

that feeling when you misspell a word so poorly that spell check doesn’t know what you’re trying to write

the red mike and ike is always jucier than the rest of them are idk how to explain it

i’ll be watching this drake lawsuit veeerrrryyyy closely and if he wins then everybody who’s ever called me a stinkyhead better watch out

bsky is cool but it doesn’t solve for the fact that most mfs be dumb and exposing yourself to a steady stream of takes is psychically damaging

went into this thread thinking it was a bit, left this incredible thread a full believer

surprise kendrick drop pls respect my privacy rn

if we all just set our clocks to 5pm the work day will be over