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The Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology is the premier source of science too real for the scientific establishment. Come find our papers at jabde.com or r/ImmaterialScience and we accept almost all submissions

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Red Line is Increasing at a Worryingly Exponential Rate! - Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology This red line is increasing at an exponential rate and if that's true, we think it could be the end of the world

jabde.com/2026/02/26/r...

27.02.2026 12:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Paper about an alarmingly increasing red line which is basically exponential and probably spells doom for us all

Paper about an alarmingly increasing red line which is basically exponential and probably spells doom for us all

Bad news, basically we’re all screwed according to this new paper

27.02.2026 12:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Meme about software development and edge case testing

Meme about software development and edge case testing

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Math meme about engineers only thinking there are 3 dimensions

Math meme about engineers only thinking there are 3 dimensions

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IT professionals out there, how do you deal with Texans who do this at the office to log in?

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Really puts things into perspective with the AI now, doesn’t it?

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Who doesn’t remember this classic High School chemistry lab poster?

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Student being brainwashed into being a Bayesian

Student being brainwashed into being a Bayesian

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Glide Ratio Optimization in the Olympic Ski Jump via Cosmetic Penis Enlargement - Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology In this paper we look at the science behind the controversial method of cosmetic penis enlargement to increase ski jump distance

Paper here: jabde.com/2026/02/08/g...

08.02.2026 22:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Glide Ratio Optimization in the Olympic Ski Jump via Cosmetic Penis Enlargement

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[New Article] Utilizing LLMs as a Data Decompression Scheme

Why send small email when you can send big email?

02.02.2026 12:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I forgot that if you make memes in ppt instead of MSPaint, you can use WordArt like a boss

29.01.2026 19:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Quit leaving money on the table and start filling in your empty graph spaces with targeted advirtising! 🧪🧪🧪

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New Article by Pope Leo XIV! Caelum Non Est ℵ₀: Emendatio Iactationis Pascalii per Ordines Infinitatis

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I would have loved to write this, it’s great. Before I even started writing these sorts of things by like a year haha

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This feels like a quiz we would make

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RFK keeps trying to submit papers to our journal about red meat diets but we’ve only accepted his Cuckoo puffs paper so far

08.01.2026 18:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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For anyone wondering why Greenland is suddenly so important, this plan has been more than 150 years in the making

08.01.2026 18:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Can any other MFM’s out there confirm this?

07.01.2026 15:22 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
How to Prove Anything: 30 absurd research papers no one else was brave enough to publish: 9781806118939: Medicine & Health Science Books @ Amazon.com How to Prove Anything: 30 absurd research papers no one else was brave enough to publish: 9781806118939: Medicine & Health Science Books @ Amazon.com

It is from our newest book “How to Prove Anything”

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06.01.2026 20:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Don’t just speculate. Gather the data, crunch the numbers, analyze it, draw conclusions

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Transparent Release of the Epstein Vectors Linear Algebra Study Guide - Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology In this ultimate transparent release, we are are publicly posting our study guide for Epstein Vectors for the whole world to see

Full release here: jabde.com/2025/12/31/t...

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