Bren McC

Mmmm, city chicken. I thought that wasn't well known, at least not enough to warrant stickers.

You'll always be Klub Kiddie to me.

Could someone in the casting department of Survivor book an esthetician as a contestant?

I like a deal as much as the next guy but real human hair (Bone Straight) for $1 on AliExpress just creeps me out.

" impacted "?

Surely you could have chosen a better word.

Looks like the signage at an all-inclusive resort where the liquor in the minibar will kill you.

95% of political interactions fit this description.

And I'm the ho that made it!

Does a barrel of monkeys come with instructions?

In my "Not-So-Great Opinion" of the day, Pocky are okay. They could be better but they're fine.

I'm really starting to worry that my reality is A. I. Slop forever.

Chocolate is good for you. Nuts are good for you. So why the nutritional hate for New York Super Fudge Chunk®?

It doesn't come up often, but I have one of those places where my memory is mis-wired. I always confuse Rip Torn with Rip Taylor.

I thought this whole worship of money / golden idol / Trump was settled by Moses.

Did you do the Hollywood thing by stabbing the package with a knife, then tasting the product residue on the knife before declaring it "Good Shit"?

But seriously, did someone tell Trump there was Civil War gold hidden in the walls of the East Wing?

Someone call the lifeguard! The deadguard? Those stop motion skeletons from Jason and the Argonauts? Help!

Not that they'll see this but, any election campaign ads that have that "A.I." look will keep me from voting for whoever made them.

You should see my reaction to your posts!

(Okay, in all honesty, I'm in boxers. Nobody wants to see that)

Cootied!

Steak Tartare made of Minotaur = TaurTarTare?

I don't want a survival shelter but I wouldn't say no to one of those quarantine pods they kept the Apollo astronauts in when the returned from space.

See. This is what happens when your Constitution doesn't have a provision for "Failure to Govern" or a No Confidence procedure.

The founding fathers couldn't even conceive of a situation where a POS would be elected just to sit around jerking off with his thumb up his butt.

YouTube video by Tom Yaz MONSTER FRED SCHNEIDER

Because it's Spooky Season. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnO...

Different kind of Space Invaders.

There's no need to bring Mel Tormé into this.

(gotta get my readers)

RFKII
Spouting made-up bullshit to justify his fucked-up need to be as well known as his father.

So "delts" are muscles but "gams" are legs.

Trump post saying he will go in and kill Palestinians

Nothing says get me in to heaven and nobel peace prize like "I WILL KILL YOU ALL"