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Satellite picture of Eastern Florida with Mar-a-Lago Club location indicated with an arrow.

Map of East Palm Beach, Florida with location of Mar-a-Lago Club indicated with a pin.

If I wanted to watch the SOTU I'd watch highlights through YouTube or some other way that wouldn't add to the viewership tracking numbers.

Since I have no interest in seeing the Cheeto Mussolini lie to himself and the nation I'll just skip it.

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Strike Force Five should go Day Drinking before May.

The Turning Point USA counter-programming halftime show didn't even draw half the viewers that the Puppy Bowl drew.

Im not actually making a list of obvious AI use in adverts but I can easily say those ads leave me with a bad taste which I associate with the product.

I've been to San Francisco many times and no one has even offered me Rice-A-Roni.

Diplomat Pudding is the fruitcake of the flan family.

Go back in time.
Bring neodymium magnets.
Find kid me before school carnival.
Replace weak ceramic magnets in "Go Fish!" game pole.
Watch as younger me wins cheap plastic toys from the nuns.

(Yes. Still salty about the crappy game at school carnival.)

The moon does not want Elon Musk's planned moon city. It's seen how well the Cybertruck has gone.

Watching the Olympic Opening Ceremony and caught myself right before saying "Stop That!" to the TV when the US athletes started chanting "USA! USA!"

We can't go anywhere nice, can we?

Peanuts and peanut butter tend to be the dominant smell if they're present.

Anyone who doesn't understand the European aversion to US chocolate (because of the butyric acid) can get the full impact of the "vomit" smell by buying a fresh Milky Way bar (it doesn't work as well with chocolate that has peanuts) and tear it open directly under your nose.

Phew!

Pepsi's new promotion running only on the blue birdie site makes me sad. I have a problem with companies that still pair with it because it's "easy".

My mom's nursing home regularly has people in to play music but never GWAR.

The only silver lining to Trump building all these ghetto "upgrades" to DC without getting approval is we shouldn't need any approval to tear 'em down in 3 years.

All these people saying Trump is a terrible person. But I don't see any of you shitting yourselves on live TV to distract people from your wife's movie failing at the box office.

The ONLY reason to release an ego project like the First Lady's to theaters is to qualify for awards.

Here's to hoping she's nominated for a Razzie. 🍹

And only a Razzie.

Is everybody as scared for the Mirror Universe episode of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy as I am?

I think that Trump is the branching event that puts us on the path to the "Escape From" universe (Escape From New York, Escape From LA). Both liberal cities walled off from the rest of the US.

Sounds like his rhetoric.

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Hey @doritos.com . Thanks for the good times. Sorry I only get the Toasted Corn version any more but the older I get the more of a basic bitch I am.

You just know that in these zombie universes there's a survivor risking their life cutting open storage units looking for treasure.

🤘!

"If you rub it while in water, it comes off..."

Washing.
It's called washing. That's washing. That's how you wash.

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Does someone have a screaming sheep I can rent for the day?
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What? No room for Frank Langella in the new "Masters Of The Universe"?

Since I know two people (IRL) who've recently lost cars because they left the keys in them I feel this needs to be said.

Key's major security feature is that you can take them with you.

Fairy cakes, Fairy bread, Fairy liquid: I didn't know you could make so much out of fairies!

You have to know to retire on top.

The sign on top of a building showing a stylized Dr. Pepper bottle cap and their logo surrounded by the numbers 10, 2, and 4.

Dr Pepper used to have a slogan "Drink a Bite to Eat at 10, 2, and 4" (because people's energy dips at 10:30 AM, 2:30 and 4:30 PM) which was why the old logo showed those numbers.

My dad used to call it "The pistol drink. Drink it a 10, 2, and 4... Piss 'till 6".