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04.12.2025 05:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My Yearbook Quote
What if they mixed Rick and Morty with South Park? Uhhhhh they’d discover me and my friends
BACK IN MY DAY WHEN IT CAME TO MONSTER TRUCKS YOU WERE EITHER A BIGFOOT HOUSEHOLD OR A GRAVE DIGGER HOUSEHOLD AND IF YOUR MOM LIKED THE WRONG ONE SHE HAD TO GO LIVE WITH HER SISTER
02.12.2025 05:51 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0maybe when the internet is down we should ask down for what
01.12.2025 06:56 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
happy thanksgiving look at all our circles
28.11.2025 06:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*looks at USA*
you know that piss can put out a fire, right
ah yes the classic start to Black Friday: the Monday before Thanksgiving
24.11.2025 18:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
trump decorated the oval office with all the false grails from indiana jones and the last crusade
18.11.2025 19:55 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Using an AI deepfake of myself to explain what ASMR is to my grandma over FaceTime
17.11.2025 22:16 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i'm beginning to think this donald trump guy is a real cocksucker
yeah a real cocksucker when it comes to bill clinton's cock
i bet the guy who invented plaid really was blowing minds back then with all them lines
13.11.2025 05:25 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0democrats voted to delay GTA 6 even longer
11.11.2025 03:15 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0early black friday sale at amazon they got microplastics super cheap
10.11.2025 22:44 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0remember having to show your work in math class man homework sucks
10.11.2025 21:13 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
hey who is everyone busting to this sunday the green m&m or newcomer the rapatha drug spokes heart I'd get weird with either
09.11.2025 18:50 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0don't let the spy/action look of the show deter you
one of the smartest, funniest shows I've ever experienced. After each episode I realized that I am not smart or talented enough to make something this good
one of my top three, if not my #1 show of all time
08.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you are a mysterious asshole, young man
08.11.2025 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Michael Winslow from the police academy movies of he was a racist without a soul *beep beep boop beep*
A REAL MEAN WOULD DO A HELICOPTER NOISE
people in DC now clear to buy AR-15s
(Avocado Ranch 15" subs)
VOTERS: if it’s 8pm and you’re doing lines and the bathroom door closes STAY DOING LINES
05.11.2025 05:50 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0cuomo gonna subpoena so many gynecological records tomorrow
05.11.2025 02:35 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm doing whatever the reverse of pouring one out for him
04.11.2025 15:52 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0hey ladies do you want to go in crippling debt on your phone while hiding it from your partner?
introducing the launch of DRAFT QUEENS
at court mandated couples therapy and just showed the therapist some deep fried memes and i think she’s on my side now
03.11.2025 21:39 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
talked about it for an hour afterward
it’s that good
my costume this year is a guy who isn't sexually attracted to the green m&m
31.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 41 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
same
30.10.2025 02:30 — 👍 67 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 0And an MF DOOM/Madlib beat in an ad for AI!
29.10.2025 02:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
