uh, mr hegseth? can I just pay a one time purchase price for the war?
*he sends me to the war*
uh, mr hegseth? can I just pay a one time purchase price for the war?
*he sends me to the war*
the only way this war could be any worse is if it had a subscription fee for americans
and brother i just realized that subscription fee is called taxes
yeah I like the the NEWS
No
Reason
We
Should exist anymore
VIRAL: The Don't Attack Iran Challenge
19.02.2026 04:57 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I'd rather die in a plane crash than have Max Landis
27.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
you doing donuts: driving a car in a. circle
me doing donuts: getting banned from every dunkin on the continent
getting so many political donation texts during this thing it's so lazy
25.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
state of the union?
uh me and my wife's union is fine in the eyes of jesus (happily married no DMs no 18+)
sometimes you make cringe content due to a corporate mandate before the pandemic. we had fun tho
24.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02026: Ken an Ryu now yell “verizon” when they throw fireballs
22.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is how my uncle died
19.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0VIRAL: The Don't Attack Iran Challenge
19.02.2026 04:57 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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fuck it
ring doorbell cam with a gun
if there ever was a doubt that companies are
good
cool
your friend
not evil
ok everybody take a seat we gotta figure out what to be outraged about today
they're still abducting and abusing people in Minneapolis...or...a guy on tv was singing in spanish last night
my christian rap group is playing kid rock's halftime show look for me i'll be the one speaking the gospel while spitting bars
08.02.2026 18:25 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sent from iPhone while freaking out on mushrooms
06.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
guy smearing shit on the walls: we're smart
other guy drinking his own piss: they just don't get us
siix s=ven
05.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0kid s ar= going t. o start emailing llike epstien > aren't they ?
05.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0sure you can say these two are spineless morons, but there's no denying they are bad at their jobs too
05.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
bleacher report you say
29.01.2026 23:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get outside my comfort zone? Officer, I am not leaving this Chili's
27.01.2026 18:23 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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EXCUSE, I
23.01.2026 06:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0and HIPPA
23.01.2026 06:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
cool band names that may or may not exist:
second wind
victory lap
burst horizontal
dirtnap
gas money
anyway these can only be used for ska R COPYRIGHT TM and EULA
Bae: What’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched your short king
Me: One of the young guys at work called me Unc
Bae: Awww, do you want to go upstairs and do a KPop Demon Hunters?