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Gabe Sanchez

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Comedian • Satirist • Taco Connoisseur • Webby Award Winner • Host of What Was That? (on YouTube) • Funded by Blue Amp → http://www.blueamp.co/soundcheck

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Operation Epic Fury is the kind of name you’d give a new Doritos flavor

02.03.2026 02:55 — 👍 95    🔁 13    💬 4    📌 0

You know how I know that the Melania documentary is garbage?

Not a single soul has tried to pirate it online.

02.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 71    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 1
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This level of disgusting racism and cruelty didn’t exist in a vacuum, and it didn’t end with Epstein.

Epstein files:

“JEFF wanted, ‘young, fresh meat girls. Virgins.’ He told ■, ‘Don’t bring me any n*ggers.’”

01.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 4729    🔁 2327    💬 300    📌 166
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Bash: Was it about trying to make a an example out of somebody who the president has sparred with?

Blanche: I don't even know that the president's even ever thought of Don Lemon.

Bash: He called him a sleazebag yesterday.

01.02.2026 14:24 — 👍 5309    🔁 1226    💬 371    📌 104
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Bovino Losing His Job After ICE's Murders Is Not Enough The Bovino scandal is not a bug in Trump’s agenda; it's the feature.

Bovino Losing His Job After ICE's Murders Is Not Enough
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27.01.2026 21:00 — 👍 45    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0
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BREAKING: Little Greg Bovino has been demoted

27.01.2026 00:02 — 👍 122    🔁 26    💬 17    📌 11
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It’s hardly shocking that the person whose first instinct was to murder her own puppy now runs the office that executes American citizens.

Impeach Kristi Noem!

26.01.2026 18:51 — 👍 243    🔁 66    💬 16    📌 5
Kennedy Center Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump name added to building “When I saw the name change on the Kennedy Center website and then hours later on the building, I chose to cancel our concert,” Chuck Redd said.

Kennedy Center Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump name added to building

24.12.2025 23:10 — 👍 1409    🔁 297    💬 74    📌 38

Pam Bondi writing tweet: "OMG we found over 1 million Epstein documents...we need more time!"

DOJ agent: "But the SDNY already processed those files in 2020, it says so in this email. Also, they sent us everything."

Pam Bondi: "Well, guess what, you're fired! Merry Christmas!"

25.12.2025 01:06 — 👍 106    🔁 28    💬 3    📌 0
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SNL Humiliates Trump Over Epstein Files What Was That? is reader-supported.

SNL Humiliates Trump Over Epstein Files
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24.12.2025 16:19 — 👍 31    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump's DOJ Caught Deleting Files and Panics on Live TV What Was That? is reader-supported.

Trump's DOJ Caught Deleting Files and Panics on Live TV
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22.12.2025 03:25 — 👍 39    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 1

Bye, Felicia!

08.12.2025 18:56 — 👍 33    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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SNL Humiliates Trump and Hegseth Over Venezuelan Boat Strike In this episode of What Was That?, I break down how SNL humiliated Trump and Hegseth in a brutal sketch that hits closer to reality than the White House wants.

SNL Humiliates Trump and Hegseth Over Venezuelan Boat Strike

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08.12.2025 18:55 — 👍 151    🔁 42    💬 4    📌 6
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Trump Does the Unthinkable after DC Shooting What Was That? is reader-supported and stories like this are why independent reporting matters.

Trump Does the Unthinkable after DC Shooting

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29.11.2025 18:57 — 👍 26    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 1

MAGA: “Black Friday? More woke DEI garbage! Should be White Friday!”

28.11.2025 17:47 — 👍 57    🔁 6    💬 7    📌 1
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Quits After Trump Turns on Her Greene’s resignation marks the loudest crack yet in a movement built on fear, loyalty, and revenge.

Marjorie Taylor Greene
Quits After Trump Turns on
Her

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22.11.2025 03:30 — 👍 39    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 3
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Trump’s Epstein Cover-Up Blew Up in His Face After months of pressure and political games, lawmakers passed the bill almost unanimously. Now Trump and the DOJ are scrambling.

Trump’s Epstein Cover-Up Blew Up in His Face
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20.11.2025 17:02 — 👍 44    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

And for just a few hundred bucks, you too can zap your stress away with this shock-collar-looking gadget!

18.11.2025 10:31 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Trump Isn't Going to Rehire Fired Federal Workers The government may be reopening, but thousands of Americans just lost their jobs for good.

Trump Isn't Going to Rehire Fired Federal Workers

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13.11.2025 22:19 — 👍 22    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 2
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“He Knew About the Girls”: Epstein Emails Link Trump to Abuse Cover-Up Leaked emails suggest Trump knew about Epstein’s victims years before his arrest, contradicting his public denials.

“He Knew About the Girls”: Epstein Emails Link Trump to Abuse Cover-Up

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13.11.2025 04:33 — 👍 72    🔁 24    💬 3    📌 1
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Trump’s Oval Office Disaster Exposes His Rapid Decline Listen now | In this episode of What Was That?, I break down how Trump’s mental decline hits a new low as he labels the Oval Office, blames Democrats for his failures, and proves once again that Ameri...

Trump’s Oval Office Disaster Exposes His Rapid Decline

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10.11.2025 20:04 — 👍 34    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
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Let me guess, one of those “pollsters” is named John Barron.

Trump is such a fucking loser 🤣

05.11.2025 03:22 — 👍 106    🔁 13    💬 14    📌 4

Mike “I Don’t Know” Johnson

03.11.2025 15:57 — 👍 34    🔁 6    💬 6    📌 1
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New: Judge Perry's ruling against Texas troops in Chicago is a banger.

1. Invokes Hamilton
2. Rips into ICE for lying
3. Says "law enforcement officers who go into an event expecting 'a shitshow' are much more likely to experience one than those who go into the event prepared to de-escalate it.

10.10.2025 22:03 — 👍 516    🔁 174    💬 6    📌 10
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BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.

10.10.2025 18:06 — 👍 15092    🔁 8395    💬 1358    📌 1166
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Pam Bondi was reportedly blindsided by behind-her-back indictment of Letitia James U.S. Attorney Lindsey Halligan failed to give a heads-up to Attorney General Pam Bondi that she was appearing before a grand jury to seek a high-profile indictment against New York Attorney General Le...

Pam Bondi was reportedly blindsided by behind-her-back indictment of Letitia James

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10.10.2025 23:25 — 👍 71    🔁 18    💬 10    📌 5

So, what about those Epstein files…?

01.10.2025 07:32 — 👍 186    🔁 39    💬 8    📌 0
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“To us, masks are associated with cowardly desperados and the despised Ku Klux Klan. In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police.”

- Judge William Young, September 30, 2025

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