@davelasoul.bsky.social
Writer and computer guy. Harold Mondays @ UCB LA
First come first served as far as I’m concerned
13.11.2025 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@jesus if you want him, he's yours.
13.11.2025 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You can *spend* the rest of your life scrolling zillow and sighing
07.11.2025 19:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Endowment of 11 billion
07.11.2025 19:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*Dave Chappelle voice*
My friend got hit with a sandwich. He got hit with a fucking sandwich.
We're so fucking back
05.11.2025 17:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good vibes on here tonight. Has me optimistic for the jokes that will pop off when the orange man finally does what old men do.
05.11.2025 02:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
05.11.2025 01:57 — 👍 18363 🔁 3086 💬 54 📌 53I was told the trans rights doesn't play with the pta moms
05.11.2025 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0good look!
05.11.2025 02:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0seems good
05.11.2025 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0interesting
05.11.2025 02:15 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0IDK who the guy in the picture is but he's my new meme for every election result I like moving forward.
05.11.2025 02:13 — 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1Dick Cheney died doing what he loved--having a heart attack.
04.11.2025 15:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dash *towards* and through the ball she shoots at you, do it like 5-7 times and then it fades out. Alternatively, run through Frinos and he'll eat it.
28.10.2025 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone left a comment on a review of the long walk that said, "saving this for a day where I'm feeling a little too chirpy"
22.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0anyway long walk 5 of 5 (morbidly depressed) hell dudes
22.10.2025 15:54 — 👍 111 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0Buffalo Bill tells AP he has buried the body in the backyard and is eager to move on.
22.10.2025 15:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lollll imagine being like, "Welp, glad we can now put all that behind us"
22.10.2025 15:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One more thing and then I’ll stop -
Being a Marine veteran and then an oyster farm owner/operator are both life choices that frankly could be seen as every bit as affected and resume padding for politics as going to law school and working at McKinsey
tbh i assume most tattoos white guys have harken back to some dark shit one way or another.
21.10.2025 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Jewish taboo against tattoos once again saves my ass because I had no idea that skull thing was nazi shit.
21.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0By JD Vance's logic, Platner was a kid when he posted this!
17.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is video broken for anyone else on here?
16.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jay Leno bruised like a piece of fruit
Eagles 4-0
28.09.2025 20:21 — 👍 358 🔁 34 💬 7 📌 0And then defends himself by confirming the, "I've been impotent since a botched penile implant" rumors.
26.09.2025 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
