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Joseph Schles

@josephschles.bsky.social

Queer comedian trying to dismantle the patriarchy one dick joke at a time

985 Followers  |  61 Following  |  93 Posts  |  Joined: 14.10.2023  |  1.7933

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G’day from Bondi Beach in Sydney

21.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly love long voice texts. It’s like my own personalized little mini friend podcast

21.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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San Diego! Bringing you this all women and queer comedian lineup standup show this Thursday!! The show is gonna be hilarious and you’d also be supporting women and gays! www.micdropcomedysandiego.com/shows/310833

08.10.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa! Surprise throwback to a really fun show :)

07.10.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But like, I thought the 1st amendment was like they’re second favorite amendment…

18.09.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Portland! I’m coming to you THIS WEEK! 🎀

17.09.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To the brother on Hunting Wives… I can fix you πŸ₯Ή

27.08.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a comedy show this past weekend that was so great and the audience was FIRE. They were connected with me and laughing generously the whole time. Just saw the video and the only audience member you can see is the 1 stone faced gum smacking unimpressed dude in the front 🫠

19.08.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Girls love having a gay boy friend until they get a straight boyfriend and then they disappear from your life IMMEDIATELY.

19.07.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know how to explain this really, especially to straight people.. but it is now Halloween.

17.07.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pride month is over, back to shame. πŸ™ƒ

01.07.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every public restroom should be playing music or like ocean sounds or some kind of ambient noise. Every πŸ‘ one πŸ‘

29.06.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To all my haters… honestly, I get it.

24.06.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I’m like, was I just tired and needed this lazy day today.. or am I depressed again? Sometimes I can’t quite tell.

01.06.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eyes up here!

19.05.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me and the gay besties. Live long and prosper

04.05.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Belly & boys

28.04.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

26.04.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They’ve been putting up clips from the half hour special I filmed, and I’ll admit it.. I went a little too heavy on the eyebrows.
πŸ˜¬πŸ˜…

25.04.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He is risen. (And by that I mean he’s gotten super high. Happy 4/20!) 🐣

20.04.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My friend is recovering from surgery and sent me this request while they’re healing.. so looks like I’m gonna have to find an extra if anyone knows anyone..

16.04.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Just checking.. anyone wanna give me some money? No worries if not.

16.04.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The news is on at my parent’s house and they have talked about the Dodgers visiting the White House 12 times in the last hour. I’m losing my mind 🀬 literally who gives a fuuuuuuuuuuck?!

08.04.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bday suit on my bday

05.04.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 293    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

The show I produce with my friend in San Diego sold out last night (for the 4th time in a row) and the audience was so great and every comedian killed and I feel so grateful and proud today!

03.04.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀞

26.03.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit πŸ˜’

26.03.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸͺ© ⚑️

26.03.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Love your stuff! I keep seeing my friends pop up in your sketches

26.03.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait.. am I supposed to hate Prue ..?? 😟

26.03.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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