Jason

the fifa peace prize trophy with zombie-like hands holding up a crumbling earth

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

It isn't the worst part, but it is the most humiliating part that he isn't even interesting. People say he's funny but I've never experienced that. He is intolerable, but not fascinating. There is nothing to think about there. He is a horrible, stupid animal and we let him rule us. We allowed it.

A screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by Pete Hegseth (@PeteHegseth). Hegseth quotes a post by Andrew Kolvet (@AndrewKolvet). Kolvet's post reads: "Every new attack aimed at Pete Hegseth makes me want another narco drug boat blown up and sent to the bottom of the ocean." Hegseth's response reads: "Your wish is our command, Andrew. Just sunk another narco boat." The timestamp indicates the post was made on December 4, 2025, at 8:44 PM.

Pete Hegseth is a sadistic serial killer.

Nobody involved in this should draw a free breath for the rest of their lives

*learns about the trolley problem* I’m gonna sketch this up real quick. Surely it won’t become the canonical representation

jesus christ

Coffee smells better than it tastes. I hate being Tricked By A Smell

A little Peanuts figurine, pale white boy with black hair and green suspenders

I got a Peanuts advent calendar with a little figurine for each day and so far the paint jobs have been… alarming. I think this is supposed to be Rerun but it looks like the ghost of Alfalfa from Little Rascals.

To give you an idea of how ridiculous the gerrymandering in Nashville is, here’s our district. They diluted a third of Nashville into a rural area about 50 times as large that extends north to the Kentucky border and about a third of the length of the state to the east.

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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

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Hegseth - and the people carrying out his orders - need to be tried in The Hague for this

Hhhmmm interesting

this is, again, a case of someone who has not done any kind of real work in decades (maybe ever, she has a degree in political science and has been doing HR her entire career) who think the bullshit they sleepwalk through every day is work and don't understand why real human beings get tired by it

me: *sees a dead bird* this is a bad omen
wife: you're ruining thanksgiving

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Starting to just get bored of the Lizza Nuzzi RFK jr stuff because although it’s salacious it’s mostly just annoying awful people thinking they’re more fascinating than they actually are

i've been the monkey anxiety bitch for TEN YEARS

The thing about Carville's piece is that it's a perfect example of the way centrists can't write literally anything without getting in a few jabs at the left/minorities. It's entirely possible to run on "economic rage," sure. There's no need to go, "And remember what some people on Tumblr said??"

this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on

Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app

I have never been able to convey her near-total obsession with Bobby properly. What I can say with authority is that it seeped into every corner of her life, affected every relationship she had, and drove every decision she made in late 2023 and all of 2024, including her catch-and-kill operations on his behalf, the campaign strategy memos she wrote him, and the other journalistic transgressions that have still not been disclosed.

okay so here’s the actual bad part of the article

“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit

and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions

ghouls, the lot of them

my main takeaway is it's crazy she's got her Christmas tree up already

I'm worried this means she has plans the next day

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Strutting in wearing a worn out Dan Schutte concert tee