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Jason

@longwall26.bsky.social

Writer RiffTrax/MST3K, mystery novelist https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com

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It's Mike's favorite song! Megaforce is our deal of the week, so we decided to revisit this CLASSIC musical rendition rifftrax.com/megaforce

05.03.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
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Let's learn some Office Etiquette with Bridget and Mary Jo! New RiffTrax Short! www.rifftrax.com/office-etiqu...

04.03.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

if isaac chotiner ever called me i would answer all his questions perfectly and by the end he’d be weeping and comparing me to st. thomas aquinas

23.11.2023 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 769    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4

my main concern is the harm rather than the output, so i don't really need to hear a product testimonial from someone who found it useful. because i don't care

22.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I didn't come here to make friends. Unless, of course, you want to be my friend. In which case nothing would bring me greater joy

04.03.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

I chatted with Mary Jo and Kevin about our weird mad scientist characters on MST3K. Two conclusions: 1) we can’t remember shit 2) still, we do know we had such a great time that we can’t wait to give it another go!

With handy, user-friendly excerpts of the sketches we’re trying to remember.

03.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 510    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1
Two bumper stickers for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments. One reads "I Brake For Cheesy Movies" with a very handsome rendition of Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, the other reads "My Other Car is THE SATELLITE OF LOVE"

Two bumper stickers for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments. One reads "I Brake For Cheesy Movies" with a very handsome rendition of Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, the other reads "My Other Car is THE SATELLITE OF LOVE"

A mockup of the two bumper stickers on a car's bumper

A mockup of the two bumper stickers on a car's bumper

Take The RiffTrax Experiments with you on the go! Snag one (or two) of these snazzy bumper stickers as a Kickstarter reward. More here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

Both designs by RiffTrax resident graphic designer Jason Martin!

03.03.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

03.03.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4980    πŸ” 1034    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 37
02.03.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is one of my all time favorite tweets and if you'll forgive me being a serious tennis nerd about it for a second, tennis is one of those sports where it's really difficult to overstate how many levels there are between you and the pros

(mini thread)

02.03.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1232    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 13

Hi, friend!

02.03.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Let's talk about Pearl, Bobo and Brain Guy!
YouTube video by RiffTrax Let's talk about Pearl, Bobo and Brain Guy!

Let's talk about Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy! youtu.be/6hmUN4J23xs

02.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

01.03.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5260    πŸ” 1287    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 12

β€œdirect your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

01.03.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10810    πŸ” 2016    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 83

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

01.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9611    πŸ” 2616    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 25

What makes Trump such a unique horror is that he’s the worst possible person to deal with any circumstance. He has no concept of interests outside his own insatiable appetites. He can’t deal with any problem lobbed his way. Creates countless new crises. And considers himself unconstrained by law.

28.02.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 730    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 9

Another great riff. The cheese in this webisode gets cranked to an 11. Also happy birthday to the one and only @maryjopehl.bsky.social!

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@longwall26.bsky.social

28.02.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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INSPECTOR MOM IS BACK ON THE CASE! Dive into The Corpse's Costume with Bridget and @maryjopehl.bsky.social

www.rifftrax.com/inspector-mo...

27.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
The most beautiful shirt imaginable.

The most beautiful shirt imaginable.

Do you want to dress like the crew making The RiffTrax Experiments? We have to order shirts for production, so we figured we'd let everyone get in on the fun! Check it out for a limited time only: www.rifftrax.com/launch-crew-...

27.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 10
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Happy Birthday to the one and only Mary Jo Pehl!!! Thank you for being a constant source of inspiration and hilarity!

Celebrate MJ by taking 20% off ALL MJP merch and downloads at Dumb Industries thru Sunday w/ promo code HAPPYBIRTHDAYMJ

dumb-industries.com

27.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
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I LOVE this riff @rifftrax.com

26.02.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great news! With 19 days left to back the Kickstarter: RiffTraxMakesMST3K.com

25.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Update 19: We're adding a short to one of the episodes! Β· RiffTrax Makes MST3K! β€” Four NEW episodes in 2026! Howdy, folks!Β If you know your riffing history, you already know that short films aren't just filler; they're some of the most beloved moments in riffing canon. From the fever-dream coiled-wire propag...

WE LIKE SHORTS AND WE DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS! We're happy to announce that one of The RiffTrax Experiments will *also* feature a riffed short. www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

25.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 25
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WE GOT BOTS! @mst3kofficial.bsky.social rifftraxmakesmst3k.com

24.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 26
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A Coronet short featuring one of the most horrifying puppets in RiffTrax history? Buckle up! It's Parents: Who Needs Them. New RiffTrax! www.rifftrax.com/parents-who-...

24.02.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
The RiffTrax Experiments Backer Club Card!

The RiffTrax Experiments Backer Club Card!

Do you want to be a member? www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

23.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8
Yakko Warnerβ€”disheveled and wearing a green robeβ€”looks at his phone in exhausted displeasure.

Yakko Warnerβ€”disheveled and wearing a green robeβ€”looks at his phone in exhausted displeasure.

22.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?

22.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2341    πŸ” 459    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 44
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Dancin': It's On! For decades, moviegoers have loved to watch people dance. But there was always an unanswered question lurking: was It, in fact, On? But finally, a movie slithered out of β€œThis film was not screened

No exaggeration, we watch @rifftrax.com DANCIN': IT'S ON! at least once a month. It's basically our therapy.

One of my favorite things about it is how much you can hear the team laughing at each other's jokes throughout the recording. It's just pure joy.

www.rifftrax.com/dancin-its-on

22.02.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The RiffTrax MST3K Kickstarter has passed t$2,000,000 raised

The RiffTrax MST3K Kickstarter has passed t$2,000,000 raised

What are we, Two Millionaires???

Thank you all so, so much! rifftrax.com/kickstarter

20.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 401    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 35