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@longwall26.bsky.social

Writer RiffTrax/MST3K, mystery novelist https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com

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This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

01.03.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5142    πŸ” 1259    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 12

β€œdirect your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

01.03.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10684    πŸ” 1988    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 82

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

01.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9488    πŸ” 2581    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 26

What makes Trump such a unique horror is that he’s the worst possible person to deal with any circumstance. He has no concept of interests outside his own insatiable appetites. He can’t deal with any problem lobbed his way. Creates countless new crises. And considers himself unconstrained by law.

28.02.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 719    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 8

Another great riff. The cheese in this webisode gets cranked to an 11. Also happy birthday to the one and only @maryjopehl.bsky.social!

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28.02.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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INSPECTOR MOM IS BACK ON THE CASE! Dive into The Corpse's Costume with Bridget and @maryjopehl.bsky.social

www.rifftrax.com/inspector-mo...

27.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
The most beautiful shirt imaginable.

The most beautiful shirt imaginable.

Do you want to dress like the crew making The RiffTrax Experiments? We have to order shirts for production, so we figured we'd let everyone get in on the fun! Check it out for a limited time only: www.rifftrax.com/launch-crew-...

27.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8
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Happy Birthday to the one and only Mary Jo Pehl!!! Thank you for being a constant source of inspiration and hilarity!

Celebrate MJ by taking 20% off ALL MJP merch and downloads at Dumb Industries thru Sunday w/ promo code HAPPYBIRTHDAYMJ

dumb-industries.com

27.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
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I LOVE this riff @rifftrax.com

26.02.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great news! With 19 days left to back the Kickstarter: RiffTraxMakesMST3K.com

25.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Update 19: We're adding a short to one of the episodes! Β· RiffTrax Makes MST3K! β€” Four NEW episodes in 2026! Howdy, folks!Β If you know your riffing history, you already know that short films aren't just filler; they're some of the most beloved moments in riffing canon. From the fever-dream coiled-wire propag...

WE LIKE SHORTS AND WE DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS! We're happy to announce that one of The RiffTrax Experiments will *also* feature a riffed short. www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

25.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 25
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WE GOT BOTS! @mst3kofficial.bsky.social rifftraxmakesmst3k.com

24.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 26
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A Coronet short featuring one of the most horrifying puppets in RiffTrax history? Buckle up! It's Parents: Who Needs Them. New RiffTrax! www.rifftrax.com/parents-who-...

24.02.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
The RiffTrax Experiments Backer Club Card!

The RiffTrax Experiments Backer Club Card!

Do you want to be a member? www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

23.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8
Yakko Warnerβ€”disheveled and wearing a green robeβ€”looks at his phone in exhausted displeasure.

Yakko Warnerβ€”disheveled and wearing a green robeβ€”looks at his phone in exhausted displeasure.

22.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?

22.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2341    πŸ” 460    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 44
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Dancin': It's On! For decades, moviegoers have loved to watch people dance. But there was always an unanswered question lurking: was It, in fact, On? But finally, a movie slithered out of β€œThis film was not screened

No exaggeration, we watch @rifftrax.com DANCIN': IT'S ON! at least once a month. It's basically our therapy.

One of my favorite things about it is how much you can hear the team laughing at each other's jokes throughout the recording. It's just pure joy.

www.rifftrax.com/dancin-its-on

22.02.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The RiffTrax MST3K Kickstarter has passed t$2,000,000 raised

The RiffTrax MST3K Kickstarter has passed t$2,000,000 raised

What are we, Two Millionaires???

Thank you all so, so much! rifftrax.com/kickstarter

20.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 401    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 35
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Do you love trouble? Find out in this brand new riff from Bridget and Mary Jo!
www.rifftrax.com/i-love-trouble

20.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Lol. The most toxic part of our oligarchy would collapse, and the oligarchs would have you believe that means you, too. But it very much does not.

20.02.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1702    πŸ” 474    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 12
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'Mystery Science Theater 3000' Star Mike Nelson on His Return to the Satellite of Love Mike Nelson is returning to Mystery Science Theater's Satellite of Love for new episodes after a 27 year absence.

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20.02.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5
Jonathan Coulton performing

Jonathan Coulton performing

A quote from Bill Corbett, "Jonathan is known as a sort of nerd troubadour (complimentary!), and that’s certainly true. But I think that isn’t sufficient to describe his talent. He’s a brilliant songwriter. He writes great poppy hooks but is musically sophisticated; he’s an ingenious lyricist; and so, so funny. Witty, even!"

A quote from Bill Corbett, "Jonathan is known as a sort of nerd troubadour (complimentary!), and that’s certainly true. But I think that isn’t sufficient to describe his talent. He’s a brilliant songwriter. He writes great poppy hooks but is musically sophisticated; he’s an ingenious lyricist; and so, so funny. Witty, even!"

The quote continues, "And while I don’t want to damage his rep as a bona fide King of the Geeks, so many of his best songs have gone beyond that general arena. And some are downright beautiful.

Plus, he’s an all around great dude.

We’re very grateful to have our friend Jonathan Coulton cover the classic MST3K opening theme for these new shows." - Bill Corbett

The quote continues, "And while I don’t want to damage his rep as a bona fide King of the Geeks, so many of his best songs have gone beyond that general arena. And some are downright beautiful. Plus, he’s an all around great dude. We’re very grateful to have our friend Jonathan Coulton cover the classic MST3K opening theme for these new shows." - Bill Corbett

Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Kevin Murphy, and Jonathan Coulton performing during RiffTrax Live: Plan 9 from Outer Space

Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Kevin Murphy, and Jonathan Coulton performing during RiffTrax Live: Plan 9 from Outer Space

We are THRILLED to announce that jonathancoulton.bsky.social will be arranging and performing the MST3K Theme for The RiffTrax Experiments! Help support this momentous occasion in riffing history: rifftrax.com/kickstarter

19.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 383    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 24

The decline of right wing cultural production is just due to the fact that they don’t like culture, they like the signifiers of culture, ie β€œclassic sculpture means white people are better.” They don’t like art at all except for this purpose. They don’t even like the nerd stuff they whine about

18.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10187    πŸ” 1921    πŸ’¬ 259    πŸ“Œ 175

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

18.02.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 12453    πŸ” 3351    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 147
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A VERY important Bobo and Brain Guy update from Kevin and Bill! rifftrax.com/kickstarter

18.02.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7

Hey new york city, can anybody help out this poor little cat?

17.02.2026 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The cool thing about working at RiffTrax is someone will notice that two employees have the same birthday and say "Hey we should have a Peter and Sarah's Birthday sale" and then two weeks later we have the Peter and Sarah's Birthday sale. www.rifftrax.com/offers

16.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't ever go wrong riffing a Roger Corman film. Halfway through the season's lineup reveal and more excited by the day.

16.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Roger Corman recycled the effects and score from another space movie, and then got the writer of Deathstalker and 11 episodes of Care Bears to write and direct it. It's SPACE RAIDERS and it will be one of four films for The RiffTrax Experiments

Support us on Kickstarter: rifftrax.com/kickstarter

16.02.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 464    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 64
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Mystery Science Theater 3000’s Newest Reboot, Explained MST3k is back...again!

screenrant.com/mystery-scie...

16.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2