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In all seriousness, the "LLMs are people and you're racist if you don't like them" shit is the natural endpoint of a consumerist society in which consuming and fandom are the only modes of identity-building many people understand. Finally, a product no one can tell you not to love.

These are the dumbest dinosaurs you've ever seen and they can only be found on UNKNOWN ISLAND: new riff! rifftrax.com/unknown-island

My fellow patriots join me in applauding Danica Patrick for her eloquent words and allow me to add English song word in America absolute top festivity belief in how it gains

Young Man's Fancy We all know the way to a man’s heart is through appliances.  And thusly, lively and bright teenage Judy manages to snag the egghead of her dreams, her brother’s college friend Alexander Phipps. How?

We all know the way to a man’s heart is through appliances! Discover the Young Man's Fancy with Bridget and Mary Jo. New short!

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Just finished it. What…in…the…actual…hell! I’m literally at a loss for words. Mike was absolutely right, this is the worst thing they’ve riffed in the nearly 20 years of Rifftrax.Be prepared for pain.
Mike, Kevin, Bill, Sean, Conor, Jason, and Zachary, I salute you for your bravery. 1/2

Screenshot of a Daily Caller editorial calling for right wing violence in the streets. This is a screenshot from the top with part of the disclaimer and the opening sentences. Disclaimer Fragment: That said, the Daily Caller does not condone violence in any form, especially political violence. This column reflects the personal views of the author and does not represent the position of the Daily Caller. The examples outlined in the piece refer to hypothetical instances of self-defense, not political violence or extrajudicial mob action. We’ve spoken with the author, who reiterated that is his position, and explicitly rejects any incitement to violence. Article Fragment: Greetings, Dear Reader, Today, I choose violence. Literally. I know calls for violence are generally frowned upon. The issue is … I simply don’t care.

Putting this disclaimer before an angry boy editorial calling for violence in the streets is so so so funny to me. Literally undermines the piece entirely.

The world needs Rifftrax more than ever. No matter how overwhelmed or down you may feel, you can laugh through the pain together. I can't wait to watch this.

Joe Estevez. Robert Z'Dar. The director of Rollergator. 64 minutes. Brace yourselves: it's Guns of El Chupacabra, the worst thing we've ever done. www.rifftrax.com/guns-of-el-c...

[to waiter at chain restaurant] a round of free margaritas or I tell you it's my birthday

What appears to be a leaked email from Kevin Murpy sharing a folder with Casey. It reads "Casey here's the Talkin' RiffTrax for [REDACTED] Truly worse than Manos, Rollergator, Sasquatch, Things, the whole lot.

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No words. I believed in Ryan. We moved to Oklahoma because he promised that my awful sons Enigmus Rex and Pance would be given handguns in kindergarten and then not be given any instruction on how to use them safely. I bought a shitty gray house in Tulsa because he promised they wouldn't be woke.

The current media environment is such that I have been informed, repeatedly and urgently, that the president walked up some stairs yesterday

On Friday the guitar noodling will return. We understand if you interpret this as a threat.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

*the national anthem plays from some unseen source*

I love learning about mythology

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom From the deepest, darkest, most sorcerously stained corner of the video store, in the “mid-80s fantasy movies trying to trick you into thinking they were kind of like Star Wars” section, it’s Wizards

The kingdom and the wizards HAVE BEEN FOUND! The Wizards of the Lost Kingdom are now at RiffTrax! www.rifftrax.com/wizards-of-t...

Forget The Long Walk! www.rifftrax.com/the-remarkab...

RiffTrax - Twitch 24/7 Stream of RiffTrax - the stars of MST3K!

Holy shit, @rifftrax.com got Catherine Mary Stewart to do an intro for The Apple?! Amazing! Also, it's on twitch.tv/rifftrax right now!

A @rifftrax.com classic. GOD I love Death Promise!

Every news story these days sounds like “Some fuckin billionaire lunatic did something that will harm countless innocent people. Isn’t it neat?”

When ChatGPT first took off this was the use case that confused me the most. People said they “only” used it to write “first drafts.” That’s the most important draft! That’s the thinking part!

The Remarkable Riderless Runaway Tricycle Big tech companies nowadays are awfully proud of their so-called “driverless” cars. Meanwhile, people in the tricycle community are rolling their eyes. They’ve had trikes that are not only driverless

THE TRIKE IS LOOSE! It's a wild, sentient children's toy and we riffed it. www.rifftrax.com/the-remarkab...

ive never seen anything like rhetoric coming from the right in the last week, this is absolutely insane and it needs to stop and people in power need to start speaking the fuck up like right the fuck now

It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

ive said this before but every trans person i know is super into art or baseball or cars or movies and just wants to talk about that. its these weird fascist creeps who talk about people being trans all the time

Get to know … Boomy!

so much is bad right now but the AI stuff in particular is making me insane. a desperate attempt to smother all human creative labor at an absurd cost to the planet by some of the most short-sighted, rapacious, and pathetic people who have ever lived

Dick Wakes Up Sometimes it feels like the folks who made these old shorts were doing so just so we could make fun of them sixty years later. And then there are shorts like Dick Wakes Up, where there is absolutely

RiffTrax presents for your viewing pleasure: Dick Wakes Up. New short!

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This Is What Institutional Capture Looks Like CBS News just appointed a Trump donor as its bias monitor, fulfilling a promise made to secure merger approval. The network of Murrow and Cronkite is officially dead.

How CBS Went From Edward R. Murrow to Installing a Trump Loyalist as Its Journalism Cop www.readtpa.com/p/this-is-wh...