Jason

Post by Jason (user name LongWall26): "Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly." In response to survey results posted on YouGov account: "One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23-time Grand Slam winner Serena Williams." Link to survey at yougov.co.uk/opi/surveys/...

For International Women's Day, I need do no more than repost this banger by @longwall26.bsky.social.

*I’m* still mad about it

Check out vintage MST3K Merch with Bridget! Do you still have any of the classics? We'd love to see it! Let us know in the replies

It's Mike's favorite song! Megaforce is our deal of the week, so we decided to revisit this CLASSIC musical rendition rifftrax.com/megaforce

Let's learn some Office Etiquette with Bridget and Mary Jo! New RiffTrax Short! www.rifftrax.com/office-etiqu...

if isaac chotiner ever called me i would answer all his questions perfectly and by the end he’d be weeping and comparing me to st. thomas aquinas

my main concern is the harm rather than the output, so i don't really need to hear a product testimonial from someone who found it useful. because i don't care

I didn't come here to make friends. Unless, of course, you want to be my friend. In which case nothing would bring me greater joy

I chatted with Mary Jo and Kevin about our weird mad scientist characters on MST3K. Two conclusions: 1) we can’t remember shit 2) still, we do know we had such a great time that we can’t wait to give it another go!

With handy, user-friendly excerpts of the sketches we’re trying to remember.

Two bumper stickers for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments. One reads "I Brake For Cheesy Movies" with a very handsome rendition of Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, the other reads "My Other Car is THE SATELLITE OF LOVE"

A mockup of the two bumper stickers on a car's bumper

Take The RiffTrax Experiments with you on the go! Snag one (or two) of these snazzy bumper stickers as a Kickstarter reward. More here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

Both designs by RiffTrax resident graphic designer Jason Martin!

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

this is one of my all time favorite tweets and if you'll forgive me being a serious tennis nerd about it for a second, tennis is one of those sports where it's really difficult to overstate how many levels there are between you and the pros

(mini thread)

Hi, friend!

YouTube video by RiffTrax Let's talk about Pearl, Bobo and Brain Guy!

Let's talk about Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy! youtu.be/6hmUN4J23xs

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

What makes Trump such a unique horror is that he’s the worst possible person to deal with any circumstance. He has no concept of interests outside his own insatiable appetites. He can’t deal with any problem lobbed his way. Creates countless new crises. And considers himself unconstrained by law.

Another great riff. The cheese in this webisode gets cranked to an 11. Also happy birthday to the one and only @maryjopehl.bsky.social!

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INSPECTOR MOM IS BACK ON THE CASE! Dive into The Corpse's Costume with Bridget and @maryjopehl.bsky.social

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The most beautiful shirt imaginable.

Do you want to dress like the crew making The RiffTrax Experiments? We have to order shirts for production, so we figured we'd let everyone get in on the fun! Check it out for a limited time only: www.rifftrax.com/launch-crew-...

Happy Birthday to the one and only Mary Jo Pehl!!! Thank you for being a constant source of inspiration and hilarity!

Celebrate MJ by taking 20% off ALL MJP merch and downloads at Dumb Industries thru Sunday w/ promo code HAPPYBIRTHDAYMJ

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Great news! With 19 days left to back the Kickstarter: RiffTraxMakesMST3K.com

Update 19: We're adding a short to one of the episodes! · RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026! Howdy, folks! If you know your riffing history, you already know that short films aren't just filler; they're some of the most beloved moments in riffing canon. From the fever-dream coiled-wire propag...

WE LIKE SHORTS AND WE DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS! We're happy to announce that one of The RiffTrax Experiments will *also* feature a riffed short. www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

WE GOT BOTS! @mst3kofficial.bsky.social rifftraxmakesmst3k.com

A Coronet short featuring one of the most horrifying puppets in RiffTrax history? Buckle up! It's Parents: Who Needs Them. New RiffTrax! www.rifftrax.com/parents-who-...

The RiffTrax Experiments Backer Club Card!

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Yakko Warner—disheveled and wearing a green robe—looks at his phone in exhausted displeasure.