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old-school village idiot. innocent bystander. writer. He/him https://linktr.ee/geonncannon

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I felt the same! He was very vulnerable and subtle. All chicken nuggies to him.

09.03.2026 04:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wrote 700 words a few days ago. Wrote nothing since. Deleted the 700 words today. Wrote 600 more.

Like realizing I'd taken a wrong turn, backed up, and got on the right track. Hopefully more progress tomorrow.

09.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When the Enterprise was taken over by pirates, the exiled Pike and his crew came back an hour later having taken over the pirates ship in return. His opening statement to them: "I'm only going to tell you this once: get the hell out of my chair." Chills.

09.03.2026 01:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My four favorite Star Trek Captains

09.03.2026 01:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"I'm a man but I'm not very good at it yet."

Honestly, same. Football and cars? Really? That's the best we can do...?

09.03.2026 00:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They have adult literacy courses! He's there BECAUSE he can't read!

09.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm just saying, we never see the car land... #sequel

09.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really have no idea. I think it must've been, like, "That's a movie for grown-ups!" and then I saw the Simpsons riff on it, and everyone knew how it ends at that point, and I just figured "Well, that's close enough."

08.03.2026 22:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Thelma & Louise

Thelma & Louise

First time watching, in honor of #internationalwomensday, because I support women's wrongs. I don't know how I've never seen this.

08.03.2026 21:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's the hurdle for every writer! I always thought my big break would be the 1-⭐ review on Goodreads. That means someone who wasn't my friend/family read my book and didn't give a fuuuu about my feelings. My writing had broken containment and a stranger had found it! The only bad review I liked. 😁

08.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

1974 was also get credit cards and open bank accounts.

08.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That third pic is very "MEN"... transcends species.

08.03.2026 19:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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08.03.2026 18:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My favorite take was "This International Women's Day being an hour shorter than normal is very 75 cents on the dollar."

08.03.2026 18:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

::hums "isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed...." for no reason whatsoever::

08.03.2026 06:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I may be remembering this wrong, but I saw someone say that to save history, time travelers should ignore Hitler and kill Henry Ford before he invented the internal combustion engine.

08.03.2026 06:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There was a Legends of Tomorrow episode about how so many time travelers went back to try and stop him, leading to his mishaps, that a traveler bar was established nearby. But also no matter what they did he still succeeded.

08.03.2026 05:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What's funny is they did that for no reason, and today Seth said there won't be another season because the show is too expensive and they can't possibly think of a way to do it cheaper. Maybe don't do AI mannequins for no reason...?

08.03.2026 05:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So unique and such interesting style. And trust me, when it gets to the Thing you're not supposed to know going in, you'll know. 😉

08.03.2026 05:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don't think he was a producer for Barbie, but that man was run ragged for that. He had to have sung that song 1500 times.

08.03.2026 04:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And I'll never stop bragging about the dog licking my hand just as his dogsitter was warning "he doesn't like men!" 😁 I felt like I'd been judged and passed a test.

08.03.2026 04:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not a superhero. But apparently I have nerves of steel when it comes to dogs. One just charged me across the street, ignoring its owners, barking the entire way. I didn't tense, run, or even speed up. I just looked down at it. It stopped just inside biting distance and fell back.

08.03.2026 04:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I used to watch Stargate SG-1 in syndication at 1am after SNL. One night I watched, episode ended, clock switched back to 1am before I could turn off the TV, and a different episode started. I shrugged and sat back down. But that was the GOOD daylight savings.

08.03.2026 04:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spotify offering me stupid video podcasts every time I open the goddamn app is like walking into Taco Bell and having someone jump in front of me to ask if I want some spaghetti.

08.03.2026 01:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need the accoutrements. Dressing, cheese, chicken strips, whatever ya got. 😁

08.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you start out in epic mode or something? Dang. Most photogenic pup I've seen in a bit.

08.03.2026 01:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugh, you gotta stay on top of those. We spray every spring.

07.03.2026 23:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Salads always make me think of this from Corner Gas:

07.03.2026 22:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I hope he explained what he was envisioning, but knowing kids he could've been iffy on the details.

07.03.2026 21:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Rod Serling was out here writing prescient, important stories that are timely 70 years later, and he thought it was all bad and no one would remember him once the show ended. Somehow it comforts me to know he felt like that too, even though I know I'm not writing the Twilight Zone over here. 😁

07.03.2026 21:38 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0