Damian Chadwick

Chris Flemming has Chappell Roan level cardio fitness and nobody is talking about it

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ WASHINGTON—In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that “the American people deserve a presid...

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Intern: Patient's 35 years old, checked in because he saw a dog that was "too big"

Dr. Robby: Come on we talked about this. You can't come in for that

Dr. Al-Ashimi: Actualllly, one in three dogs is too big

*she looks at the camera*

And it's perfectly normal to be afraid of them.

Check this out

If anybody needs me I’ll be at the strip mall TJ Maxx-maxxing.

This is very bad. Handing CNN to Bari Weiss/David Ellison is very, very bad.

Is this anything: David Foster Wallace and Grommit

Saturday in the Park was invented by Chicago and brought to New York by the ucb 4

(And yes, I know I’m doing a dogshit job on this one)

[shouting into other room]
Diane! Get Wordle on the phone!!

I haven’t seen a 7-Up in the wild in like 15 years

I just woke up, looked out the window at 2 inches of new snow and said “fuck you”

Yet another unsolicited DNC fundraising text

Wake me up when you fucks actually do anything

“Out of an abundance of caution” we are doing something really stupid and unnecessary that minimizes our exposure to risk in as much as possible.

Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.

An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump. n.pr/4qTItsU

If it happens tonight, on live TV, I would straight up start believing in God.

[sliding barstool closer]
So, is there a Tasmanian Angel?

Hear me out: what if we all just refuse to acknowledge the snow. Starve it of the attention it so desperately needs.

How is it possible that Kristi Noem still has this job. Imagine if you’re a family member or a shipmate of this guardsman.

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I know this makes me an extremist but I think our baby concentration camps should be abolished.

You can spell Obama‘s whole name with just seven letters, as revealed by today’s Spelling Bee Easter egg

Amazing. I always thought “Charles Schwab” was basically some kind of made up mascot like the girl in the Wendy’s logo

There’s only two types of hyperspace in sci-fi. Stars Go Fast or Looking Out Window Makes You Insane

It’s really @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social who’s being unclear not @wajali.bsky.social tho

I’m not sharting, I’m fartmaxxing.

I cleared Charles Schultz’s dirty dishes when he came into the restaurant I worked at in high school. I also refilled his water several times.

A fun thing is to get to the part where he says “this is not who we are” and imagine a certain type of person on here trying to pull a “um actually that’s who we’ve always been read a book for once” to his face