ITS ABOUT TO SNOW HERE IN HOUSTON PEEPS 😩
IM ABOUT TO BE ON MY WORST BEHAVIOR
ITS ABOUT TO SNOW HERE IN HOUSTON PEEPS 😩
IM ABOUT TO BE ON MY WORST BEHAVIOR
🙃 They realized I knew they were laughing and talking about me, so they switched to Spanish
I can still understand asshole
There's people in the hospital waiting room with me laughing at my weight and I want to get so aggressive 😔
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This year had some bad points, but this has been the first year in a very long time that's been kind to me 😊 I'm actually looking forward to 2025
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Got released from the hospital today! Needed surgery from the emergency room!
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Controversial cat statement! 🐈
I purchase my cat's yearly vaccinations online and administer them at home. I don't recommend it for everyone, but it's a significantly cheaper option for me.
It's been a GREAT ONE THIS YEAR
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY PEEPS 🎈🎉
I thought of something funnier than 24...
25!!!! 🎂🎂🎂
If you want to give me a gift or a snack here's my tag!
$jasmclay
Oh boy, my birthday is in 1hr
11.12.2024 05:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In case you didn't know, librarians are educated professionals with a master's degree and don't just willy nilly buy any old books for their libraries.
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Aside from the trouble paying for my rent/cat food.... Things have been going very well for me
Suspiciously well
I'm a bit scared how good things are
Hello friendos
Your librarian here with the library tip
Your library might have a collection of Useful Things you can check out for personal use. Anything from tools to baking pans to garden seeds to home projectors to toys to science kits to sports equipment to music instruments. Take a look!
I love exams like this
07.12.2024 20:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I lost my gag reflex by deep throating garlic bread
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“I have too many books”
-judgemental
-boring
-implies impulse-control issues
“The books... they have me.”
- mysterious
- occult
- implies you are at the mercy of a library of books that have gained sentience and are holding you hostage
#readingcommunity
Next year, I begin my medical assistant schooling
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I'M READY, I ALREADY SIGNED UP IT'S KINDA TOO LATE TO BACK OUT NOW
a biscotti and latte kind of morning
07.12.2024 16:34 — 👍 80 🔁 1 💬 13 📌 0If I'm guilty of anything, it's caring too much. And shoplifting
07.12.2024 05:29 — 👍 1339 🔁 227 💬 19 📌 11Is "enthusiastically" an appropriate answer when someone asks how I take my coffee?
07.12.2024 12:39 — 👍 10724 🔁 663 💬 476 📌 86🥴 my stummy gets such a particular level of upset when I have vape and coffee as part of a meal
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Another view of PB in her beautiful dress last night
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I turned around during work to talk to PB and CACKLED
I FORGOT SHE WAS IN A DRESS
before coffee: fuck. this. shit.
after coffee: yup. fuck. this. shit.
My birthday is in 9 days and I'm feeling so sad about it
I don't have any money, so I can't buy myself a gift
And I'm gonna be all alone and might not have any cake 😢
MY FULL STATS PEEPS
DID I DO GOOD 😭 GENUINE QUESTION
Not enough, besties 😭
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People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.