leila

it’s crazy how the aura of the house improves drastically after a good cleaning

love when u explain HH to someone and they order off HH menu and then ask you why it’s full price and then you tell them what HH is again and then they don’t tip

it’s actually quite sad talking to my brother he gets so offended when I bitch about politicians but he doesn’t see that I speak for the people. why is me calling Abbot a “fuck ass governor” more offensive to you than children dying by guns or by massive floods in the state he governs?

I looked amazing last night tho

wore comfy shoes to beyoncé but jokes on me they were not my feet are fucked

byyyyyyyyyyeeeeeee fuckerrrrrr

i’m so over having to do something every single day. can’t I just chill.

idk what it is about Aaron Rogers and let me just say I have no room to speak on football bc like wtf idk but that guy just IRKS me idk like retire bro!!! you been in the game since I started processing football. every name I see is new except for yours! go somewhere old head!!!!

Tim Walz reacts to Elon Musk leaving the Donald Trump administration:

“finally rooting out waste and abuse”

Taylor Swift surrounded by the vinyls of her first six records.

Taylor Swift now owns her masters for her first six albums.

fuck OFFFFFF

i’m never going to stop calling people who don’t tip broke. they’ll always backfire that i’m the one working for tips but exactly….im not broke bc people who have money come to my establishment and tip accordingly. YOU don’t bc you’re broke

and today we will hear the Rep TV announcement 🙂‍↕️🤡

sometimes I just don’t identify with being a libra bc my chart is so taurus/scorpio based but the rage I feel when I see Is-not-real propaganda or a post with Orange Man’s face in it reminds me that deep down there’s a little Libra in there demanding justice

my May photo dump is gonna be crayyyzyyyyy

i only buy vinyls based on how likely i’ll throw them on while im cleaning. that being said - i just pre-ordered Mariah Carey’s 20th anniversary of Emancipation vinyl 🙂‍↕️

it’s actually crazy how my housemates just like lack of knowing how to be a decent housemate sends me into a very angry crash out spiral

I miss when the internet was fun

kevin should be so lucky that all my ex’s have beat my drive to be wild into the ground and now i’m too scared to act up in case he yells at me which he would never but ya know…..trauma

what do people eat for breakfast besides eggs

I don’t care I love Carrie Bradshaw

I wish it was just us but we live in america and can’t afford a home so

Kevin and I do have someone in the basement! 😂

the way my sister loves avocado toast is hilarious. she just called and asked what i’m doing I said eating avocado toast she goes “hell fuckin yeah!!” 😂

should I start getting spray tans

i’ve lost 13 pounds and i’m still fat I hate all of you that didn’t tell me and just let it happen

my roommate and I are constantly at odds. it gets so hot upstairs and so cold in the basement it’s like I need the air on and he needs to heat but I cannot live like this!!!!!!

Kamala Harris delivers a speech about the current state of the U.S. at the ‘Leading Women Defined’ summit:

“There were many things we knew would happen… I’m not here to say I told you so.”

I really think it’s so weird that chris brown still has a career and I do judge people heavily if they still consider themselves a fan