Now, now. Let’s not forget. We have a tuberculosis outbreak too.

He should pardon all debt owed to credit card companies and lenders too.

Because they’ll use it as an excuse for your rates to go up? What’s a tragedy if it can’t be exploited, after all.

God: “I refuse to prove that I exist, for proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing.”
Man: “But the Babel Fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It proves you exist, and so therefore you don't. QED.”
God: “Oh dear, I hadn't thought of that" *promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.*

I’ma see you tonight!

Instead of WWJD I live by WWMED.

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It’s bad enough he’s trying to destroy our democracy, our country and my faith in humanity. Now he’s trying to destroy music too?

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@theauthorguy.bsky.social 12 years ago I went to a book signing in SF. I was admiring the Bible version of Lamb and a gentleman nearby said “You should buy it!” So I did. What a surprise when the author stepped up to the podium and it was the same guy! And you graciously signed both of my books.

Trump is on video telling his followers to march to the Capitol. Too lazy, entitled, and cowardly to march there himself, mind you. “The insurrection was staged!” is laughable. Just accept reality: your Supreme Leader threw a bitch fit because he lost, and then enticed his pawns to attack.