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Cory

@jupiterbrando.bsky.social

Ideas Man. 1st @ RC DC 2024, 2nd @ 2014 MOCS. Arena Direct Activist. @jupiterbrando on MTGO and MTGA.

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come on.

02.03.2026 02:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

oh duh probably #2 over Epstein even

25.02.2026 04:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oh I got that part I wasn't thinking about their teams being in Canada

25.02.2026 04:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

way too high on Polanski the average person doesn't even know who he is. Jimmy Saville is above him at the very least

25.02.2026 04:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm an ignorant American missing the context here. please explain

25.02.2026 04:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Get LSV to tweet about it I guess

25.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hey I liked As Told By Ginger

23.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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$2,000 isn't cool. you know what's cool? $4,000

22.02.2026 09:10 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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rack em

21.02.2026 02:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The NPCs in Yakuza games know how to live

19.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fun fact Will Arnett cited that performance as one of his biggest influences for GOB Bluth

19.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sure it is and yes he does

18.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'll take those odds at the max they'll allow

18.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the median American voter. It's the same thing we saw with Trump. He'll get on stage and give real answers to policy questions and suddenly he's mogging everyone else with decades of performing experience

17.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

his entire career has been triangulating juuuust the right takes to get people talking. There's no more useful (and dangerous) skill for a politician to have

17.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if I see any reputable sites offering odds on him being the Dem nominee I am putting up at least 4 figures

17.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

exactly. He's Dem Trump. it's just unclear if that's good or catastrophic

17.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

people are not ready to accept that if SAS runs he will be the Democratic nominee

17.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

we need an accepted Coward to Brave spectrum in terms of cancer survival durations

07.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when it came out I tried to set my Facebook status to Marked SAFE from Joker Opening Night Premiere but the app wouldn't let me

07.02.2026 06:01 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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was pretty busy this weekend but still had enough time to crush, relatively speaking. an extra $1500 or so never hurts

02.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sometimes mine corrects "the" to "tht" and I have no idea why

30.01.2026 03:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lol

29.01.2026 15:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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had a viscerally negative reaction to this design. I hate it. Hate hate hate it

28.01.2026 20:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"its scary and powerful and you need to understand that its too good, the thing im selling, like how when the cheetohs became dangerously cheesy. this is as serious as the dangerously cheesy cheetohs gambit. god help us, ya know?"

27.01.2026 20:19 — 👍 262    🔁 47    💬 4    📌 2

I do not think a taunting penalty should ever be called in the playoffs. Get real

26.01.2026 02:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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no man in history has ever been as vindicated as this guy

24.01.2026 18:31 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This really is the revolt of the degenerates, the freaks, the guys who follow teenage girls around shopping malls, the guys who talk about 'virtue signalling' because they hate virtue, against normal people who are just trying to live their lives.

22.01.2026 12:11 — 👍 316    🔁 77    💬 1    📌 1

And I'm always in the FO capacity

22.01.2026 05:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone who gets fucked over by Arena Direct has my sword. All you need do is come request it

21.01.2026 19:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0