@gl3k.bsky.social
chewtoy & bringer of doom (i am in my 20s)
I think the two categories of animals are beasts and guys. Most animals are guys but the beasts you gotta watch out for
25.11.2025 23:01 โ ๐ 176 ๐ 20 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
they're sending your ass to Lethbridge
25.11.2025 09:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Quieres ?
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will you take his scrap copper?
24.11.2025 16:34 โ ๐ 1217 ๐ 459 ๐ฌ 24 ๐ 10here in philly, three weeks ago we had Steve jobs, Bob hope, Jim regional rail, and John Trolley
23.11.2025 03:31 โ ๐ 114 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0calling other trans women futas so that i get to have a bunch of hot women yell at me
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#TransFeminism
24.11.2025 18:12 โ ๐ 4292 ๐ 1262 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 7A book doesn't need hands.
@bagoflenas.bsky.social @bonetower.bsky.social
It's time to end the arguments, they've gone on much too long. Here is the definitive ranking of Star Wars:
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies
(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
2 panels, David Lynch saying 1. good morning, everyone. It's... 2. What fucking day is it now?
happy whatever the fuck day it is
24.11.2025 16:13 โ ๐ 2910 ๐ 1013 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 16Clearing out my storage so enjoy this lil clip
#femboy #dildo #buttplug #ass #cockring #melanin #blackporn #poccontent #brownskin #transgirl #t4tcontent #slimthicc
Tgirl showing her girldick & boobs
bush queen ๐
24.11.2025 17:22 โ ๐ 708 ๐ 105 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 2you know what they say. jerkin off is a lot easier than jerkin on
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i walk along the street thinking to myself: thats right my money green pussy acetamenaphine a man in a suit approaches me and says: Hello good lady I heard the rap you were freestyling in your head I am Mr rap how would you like $20 i respond: wow this isnt even a dream sequence
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she is fuzzy for an amazing reason
22.11.2025 22:10 โ ๐ 279 ๐ 32 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0lets watch the aurora!
21.08.2025 18:04 โ ๐ 1294 ๐ 379 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1why is miss universe always from earth
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Illustration of a blue doe crying while her face detaches from her body and slices into thirds, revealing lemons on the inside. A crescent moon can be seen in the red sky behind her.
When life gives you lemons...
21.11.2025 19:02 โ ๐ 859 ๐ 172 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 1we should invade Montana
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Throwback to when I was at my friend's cabin and snuck away to take pics of my ass >:3 #nsfw #transnsfw #transporn #goonsky #ass #tgirl
21.11.2025 19:29 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Are you fucking kidding me itโs like we are living in a cartoon
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amtrak clocker
Hey guys check this out
19.11.2025 03:18 โ ๐ 87 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 5thank you postsmistress general, i love your name so much
20.11.2025 05:46 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0if trump is as susceptible as people say (he is) then for one brief shining moment immediately after this meeting concludes and before he talks to anyone else donald trump will be a communist too
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When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
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