Allison Tanenhaus

When my friends found out I was moving to Boston, they were so worried about the racism that no one bothered to mention the goddamn turkeys.

Sorry, but if you call my password weak I'm not going to tell you where the traffic lights are

terrifying if literal: my feet are killing me

*link opens as a pdf* that is a jump scare

chuck e cheese? in questa economia??

ty, it’s a fave from 2014!

i thought it was pretty decent, actually!

read “BOTD” as “Baddie of the day” and it still works beautifully 🌸

trunk sanctuary envy

“spider baby” just wins in all formats

and the link, ooooops
www.facebook.com/events/14951...

Pictured is a colorful, glitchy CRT TV on a pedestal with a headline that reads "Synth-tember: A Synthesis of Art + Science." Below is info on a workshop at 3:15 pm, titled "Play Digital Media on Vintage CRTs," with the logos for New Alliance Gallery, Mass Cultural Council, and the Somerville Arts Council

A cute green cat with rays shooting out of its eyes, coupled with the headline "Synth-tember: A Synthesis of Art + Science," info about Community Day on 9/27, 12-6 pm, and the logo for New Alliance Gallery

Join me for old-school video art fun at @newalliancegallery.bsky.social's Synth-tember Community Day! This Saturday, 9/27, 12–6 pm.

Free, interactive, open to all, and my workshop (supported by @masscultural.bsky.social + Somerville Arts Council) drops at 3:15 pm. 📺 🌈😻

billionaire is short for williamionaire

ty for brattle catting!

Cat stickers at movie theater lobby

Great to see @atanenhaus.bsky.social’s awesome work here at The Brattle for the big cat film festival!

Her work is awesome.

did this with my short friend in 4th grade to confirm it actually was three feet long!

mango lassi?

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

OUR HEARTS NEED ELECTRICITY is the new @coldexpectations single out on Valentine’s Day from @thesoundcove.bsky.social with an early bird premiere on the 10th over at Bandcamp! We can’t wait for you to hear it. Produced by Matthew Alexander. Video to follow from @atanenhaus.bsky.social

I am repetitive. I REPEAT! I am repetitive.

cute grey tabby kitty looking adorable with her paws tucked under in a floppy relaxed manner

cute grey tabby kitty looking adorable with her paws tucked under in a floppy relaxed manner

cute grey tabby kitty looking adorable with her paws tucked under in a floppy relaxed manner

cute grey tabby kitty looking adorable with her paws tucked under in a floppy relaxed manner

and tara! (also not mine lol)

cute grey tabby kitty is curled up with her head tucked under upside-down, with her striped paws curled a little under her chin

Kira says hi! (not mine, i’m cat sitting)

i forgot that you, a natural blonde, dyed your hair back then!

feels like this should be illegal…? (waking up early, and also dunks not being open)

Tysm, Danny!

Be it ever so mumble, there's no place like (indiscernible)

Life is like a box. (Mom won’t let me have sweets.)

I’ll tri anything thrice.

Just another lazy day lying under the animals, dreamily deciphering what cloud formations they resemble.

When a lion swallows his pride he must get hella hairballz.