Billie

"What's your favorite movie/band/book?"

Sometimes I wonder how many world and tech leaders are developing delusions through their AI chatbots right now

I asked my magic 8 ball

The Loch Ness monster is furrier than I realized.

Snake eyes. That’s a gambling term. Oh, it’s an animal term, too.

oh ho ho! looks like gobungo shut down and its users are migrating to florp. you’ll find us elder florpians don’t take kindly to you savage gobungans

I was thinking enemies to lovers

When life gives you lemons, eat them whole while maintaining eye contact to establish dominance

While we’re at it, I don’t want to create an online account to play a single player game.

Damn, in most neighborhoods it’s the ball that hits your window.

I have a hard time believing these guys weren’t saying this kind of shit the whole time

I miss when the internet was optional

Definitely a mix. Sometimes the exact setting is vague, sometimes it’s a real city, sometimes it’s a fictional place that’s loosely based on a real one.

#HorrorWritersChat

I’m working my way down from hourly checks

My stories are like my children. I’m a little disappointed in all of them

I misunderstood the job when I applied to be a sleeper agent 😔

Literally the biggest section at my B&N is for Bibles and Christian literature. They’ll put up what people will buy.

Dang kids today, reading young adult books instead of the theologians and philosophers of old.

What are we, some kinda Les Misérables?

A goat biped wearing a dress with the caption “Me describing how I experience gender”

My latest image is perfect for this lol

Why does it read like a horror story

I helped out with something like this once before, might try it again. A little challenging, but fun!

I’ve never worked with slush, but I’ve noticed something similar by beta reading for random writers. Often, I can tell almost immediately if I’m in for a treat, or if it’s going to be a slog.

You can have my adjectives when you pry them from my hands

Big sister is watching you

Sure!

Looks really cute!

Yeah, I don’t expect it to go anywhere. I’m still leaving though, cause it’s shitty and getting shittier

Information supersewer