@awesomer.bsky.social
Jerk of all trades; master of pun
Reading all my dumb posts
I know, I know you’re furious
BART stop north of Colma
I know, I know it’s Daly City
Star that is the brightest
I know, I know it’s Sirius
Kellogg’s Cracklin’ Oat Bran
I know, I know, it’s cereal
Guess who’s still at O’Hare?
13.08.2025 15:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He’s bump, he’s bump, he’s bump, he’s on my mind
13.08.2025 15:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You mean the ones who did “Nectarines” and “Bump”?
13.08.2025 04:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Also: Weep
13.08.2025 03:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Weed
13.08.2025 02:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I would agree except I’ve been in O’Hare over eight hours now and will be here another three hours—if everything goes right
13.08.2025 01:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A sunset. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it am lazy. Cool, dramatic colors and whatnot.
Dag, yo
13.08.2025 01:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A sunset at an airport
Flight delayed nine hours so far and almost certainly more, but this airport has cool sunsets.
13.08.2025 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m a birdwatcher, and this looks accurate
12.08.2025 22:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Latin egg: ova. Easy.
12.08.2025 14:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t go wrong with “Shombalor” by Sheriff and the Ravels
12.08.2025 00:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Probably!
11.08.2025 19:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Frankenstein’s Monster’s Rat’s Chris Steakhouse
But I was talking about a different fictional restaurant that is called Ratatouille, which I just made up.
Ratatouille
11.08.2025 16:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Cherchez la Femme”
11.08.2025 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My wife’s grandfather one reheated a pot roast for us in the microwave for forty-five minutes. We told him that was a long time, but he said “We’ll see.”
11.08.2025 01:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In any case "Only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about" is fun to say.
10.08.2025 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In movies, smart women can't resist dumb guys
10.08.2025 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I like this movie a lot, and I think your criticism is exactly right. My wife hates this movie.
10.08.2025 20:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ach du liebe!
10.08.2025 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Over thirty years ago this recording was my intro to Daniel Johnson, whose music I love dearly. I bought the CD randomly because a Chili Peppers song namechecks Firehose along with Fishbone, which was my favorite band at the time. It was a very cool thing to stumble on as a fifteen-year-old bassist.
10.08.2025 15:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The circle of life. The cycle of lurf.
10.08.2025 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is that Rosie or is that Rocky?!
09.08.2025 22:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Welcome to the club
09.08.2025 22:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Don’t call it a tugboat”—Ladies Love Cool Jachts
This was something I dreamt last night.
A painting on a wall of a sundae with the words “Dragon fruit smoothie” on it. I don’t know why I think this is funny.
Is this a Big Thief album?
09.08.2025 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
