MobyJack

Didn’t make it to the Saturday night pool party for #BiggerVegas as I had a splitting headache (perhaps too much glaring Vegas sun?) So I didn’t get a chance to show off my beach ball tube top for my gut ☹️

Channeling my spirit animal the blue whale 🐳 as I get ready for the Blue Crush pool party at #BiggerVegas. Speedo, singlet, and kaftan by @cut2medesigns.bsky.social Hat from Swish Embassy

I seem to be one of the few who brought a say something hat to the midday pool party at #BiggerVegas

#BiggerVegas Welcome Party. Mesh top from @cut2medesigns.bsky.social

Bigger Detroit consolation dinner on the way to #BiggerVegas

Delayed flight means tonight is likely going to be BiggerDetroit instead of #BiggerVegas.

Finishing packing for #BiggerVegas. Who all is gonna be there?

Highlights from the Viking photo shoot I did in Reykjavik with mink.is

Damn I look really fat in that seated one!

Some of the pro shots from the cruise. More coming.

Nothing quite like being too fat for the airplane seat. Asking for the seat belt extender. Having a tray table that can’t fit in front of your belly and yet still managing to eat both in flight meals because how could I possibly skip food 😉

Last stop of the vacation. The Devil Wears Prada on the West End

So nice not having anything to do until much later in the day. All I did was wake up, have a big room service breakfast, and then went back to snoozing. Now I’m at a pub for lunch before heading to a show in the West End later tonight

Oh My! All the porters at the cruise terminal are strapping Dutch lads. I wouldn’t mind them handling my luggage and by luggage I mean belly

At this point in the cruise I think I am more than one half goat cheese. Both restaurants I frequented on ship have had goat cheese appetizers that I have loved. The other was a warm goat cheese soufflé

Dessert 4th dinner last night

Black is slimming, right? 😉 At the Cliffs of Eshaness.

That I had to rub my own stuffed gut with cocoa butter after 3 dinners is a war crime!

Dinner 3!

As I cross into the Arctic Circle and am as close to his home as possible, it seemed appropriate for this off-season Santa to show off his bulk. Now for dinner #3!

Myvatn Nature Baths. Can’t wait to get back to the ship to start eating again!

And now I’m sitting in second dinner before the entree has even arrived planning my room service order. God I’m such a greedy gluttonous gainer!

Hot tub with a view of the fjords after a trip to a beautiful waterfall and a hike part way up it

Signs you are a gainer: you have not even finished your main dining room meal and you open the app to pick out what you will get from specialty dining reservation later. The answer is the venison!

Hvammsvik Hot Springs: I went in pools 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, and 10 and into the ocean up to my knees before I said Fuck No! But pool 7 slowly got overtaken by the tide and was an interesting feeling as the cold water came over the edge and sank straight to the bottom under the hot spring fed water.

I stopped tracking meals because it was taking some of the fun out of it. But I am, needless to say, still eating tons. Also, gotta love a nearly midnight sunset.

Midday Whale Boil! Off to find second lunch

Yesterday was a two excursion day so I didn’t eat nearly as much. Started with a massive double room service breakfast and then ended with a lovely French meal in specialty dining but then crashed hard before I could order room service. Today’s stop was cancelled so it’s another sea day of feasting

Sea Day means 8 full meals. I expect a boat full of people with binoculars to be scoping my whale of a body out! 🐳