Dan Amira

Creative solution to the NBA’s tanking problem: $50k fine for first infraction, GM executed on the spot for second infraction

Are people still plucking flower petals and saying “She loves me, she loves me not”? Feel like that used to be a lot bigger when I was growing up

We gotta work on the word legume. Just not a fan.

It’s Mamdani’s NY but there’s still Newsmax on taxi tv

If you’re a non-actor with a weird face there’s like a 90% chance you will be cast in a Josh Safdie movie at some point in your life

Everyone’s trying to figure out why the fuck Trump is doing this. I have no idea, but people are sleeping on this angle: Denmark’s female PM basically laughed at him when he tried to buy Greenland in 2019

What do you think the birthday cards were like when Paul McCartney turned 64, do you think anyone didn’t do it

Has anyone ever successfully unsubscribed from The New Yorker Daily? Is it possible?

Don’t threaten Trump with a good time

The extra “the” is killing me

Turns out the Epstein Files are just hundreds upon hundreds of blacked out documents. I declare President Trump INNOCENT.

I resent Trump for making me care about the stupidest shit

Say what you will about the 90s Bulls but they never once won the Emirates NBA Cup

THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE NBA* CHAMPIONS

*cup

Does anyone else’s ChatGPT constantly to tell them “don’t overthink it” or is mine just extra condescending

There’s our guy

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Mike Johnson for the next week

When the news first broke I was trying to think of the best ways it could turn out, and this is probably the worst it could have turned out.

Roger Ebert was almost physically disgusted by how bad this movie was

It never gets mentioned when people talk about Reiner’s run of great movies, but I have a weird soft spot for North. I don’t know why but when I was a kid I watched North like 12 times. I don’t think anyone else did that, like in the world

Democrats would never lose the White House again if the election was held on a random Tuesday in December

Just imagining one of the candidates being like "Uhh, maybe a parade where they walk backwards the whole time?" and it tanks their candidacy

Can't stop thinking about the question, "Are there any parades that don't exist that you think should?" By far the funniest thing ever asked at a debate.

In Maine this is known as getting Milkshake Lobstered

If anyone doing a TikTok video has weird eyebrows that’s the only thing every comment is about

Jimmy Carter put his peanut farm in a blind trust

I can’t believe that in this whole giant bill nobody included an amendment that movie theaters have to have a little countdown clock in the corner when they’re playing trailers that shows how much time until the movie actually starts so you know if you have time for a last pee

Yeah very unclear in retrospect

Jerry — Lander
George — Cuomo
Elaine — Adrienne Adams
Kramer — supports Mamdani but not registered to vote

Whatever happens, and whatever you think of him, Zohran has run an incredible campaign that Democrats (or anyone) should learn from. This man was polling at 1% in February.