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Sometimes I pretend that I’m summoning bears to eat the people I don’t like.

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This was the first movie to come on HBO when my grandparents got it, and I was sooooooooo disappointed at finding out that actors could work in different genres.

Like, why is Luke Skywalker driving a Corvette? 😂

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That just made me snort

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It doesn’t have to be this way. Trump and his fascist ilk have got to go.

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mRNA COVID vaccines may be helping some cancer patients fight tumors, researchers say People with advanced lung or skin cancer who were taking certain immunotherapy drugs lived substantially longer if they also got a Pfizer or Moderna shot within 100 days of starting treatment, accordi...

This is quite amazing. Sad to think there will be people who will reject this when told that it will help their body fight cancer all because of people with poor educations spreading false ideas to advance a political agenda.

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From Denver to the Donbas: An American Angel on the Frontlines The American Nurse Who's Making a Difference in Ukraine

This is what true courage looks like. An American is changing the face of combat medicine and bringing hope to the trenches.
www.newsletter.samuel-warde.com/p/from-denve...

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😆👍🏼

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#NoKings Norman, Oklahoma

#NoKings Norman, Oklahoma

#NoKings Norman, OK

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You know, I’ll never get tired of folks apologizing for saying I was crazy when I pointed literally this very scenario out in January, I just wish it weren’t for this very scenario.

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“We” haven’t been SHIT, sister, and I will never trust your judgement enough to know how to cross the street alone.

Morons.

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They hate it when you quote them. I wonder why that is…

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•Aktshually• the absolute best time, historically, is during a military parade when all the kids with strong ideals and good knees are walking around with guns. These guys are unarmed upper management.

I feel like several of them probably fell asleep which is likely the same to Cheeto Benito.

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I’m still not used to it. Every new bizarre twist renews my shock and disbelief, and it is infuriating.

I’ll never be used to being repeatedly stabbed with a broken bottle.

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Right?? Like, I wasn’t “indoctrinated” to not enjoy putting my hand on a hot stove.

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I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

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Hope they have better security against conservatives this time.

…oh wait.

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Ha! I literally just posted this.

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Sooooo, I guess conservatives don’t like podcasters this week?

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Reporters need to start adding disclaimers to the end of their questions to combative politicians, like “…and feel free to not answer the question directly if you don’t think you can do so intelligently.”

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HUD Home | HUD.gov / U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD)

Can you even imagine what would have happened if Obama had authorized this kind of messaging?

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JFC. This is real. It’s like the Federal Government is being run by Dale Gribble.

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He… He CONFESSED?? Are we sure this guy is a Republican?

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Call Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House, and ask him why he's protecting pedofiles and childhood sex traffickers.

His official DC numbers are: (202) 225-4000 and (202) 225-2777

Bossier City office: (318) 840-0309
DeRidder office: (337) 226-6385
Leesville office: (337) 423-4232

Be relentless.

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Man, that’s crazy. How much time do you think a pedophile would get?

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Hey, that’s really interesting.

Anyway

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