Johnny Barnstorm

you can just wear a crown whenever you want
there's no law against it

a screenshot of the subreddit r/SneakyBackgroundFeet with the pinned post stating "This isn't a foot fetish subreddit"

It was free to watch here though weirdly enough

oh weird, I was just about to borrow something on hoopla literally a few minutes ago (Dr Who Season 5) but my library card had just expired from Coquitlam and I live in Surrey now and they don't have it

YouTube video by Bears in Games: Neo Grid Legends For Nintendo Switch 2 Review | The Gran Turismo x Night Trap You've Dreamed Of

I reviewed a racing game! For Switch 2! That I really liked! And a lot of that has to do with its great use of FMV. Also I talk about Wing Commander III and Privateer 2: The Darkening for like five minutes. youtu.be/_egrSP2l1n0

aw don't make Bruce Campbell sad!

I wonder if this guide to the beginning of Clive Owen's Privateer 2: The Darkening was written by *the* John Carpenter: web.archive.org/web/20130501...

A screenshot of Mass Effect Andromeda where a lady in a pink and white space armour outfit walks around a desert planet

A screenshot of Mass Effect Andromeda of a very relaxed casual athleisure wear waering Vanessa with matching purple and yellow headphones is standing next to Drack and Vetra (I think) looking out over a space balcony

I've been replaying Andromeda for the podcast and please enjoy Evil Vanessa in her casual outfit and her Arcee inspired sci fi armour colour setup.

it's a small and petty complaint, but my neighbours filling up the shared recycling bin within hours of its two week pickup is driving me bonkers and no they do not understand flattening boxes

I showed this Garfield rapping segment to my older brother because I thought it was cool and he said it was embarrassing and truly that day in the early 90s I learned what cringe meant

A screenshot of Bandham in a robotic future tank top in the home base of Xenoblade Chronicles X Switch 2 edition, with a blue haired bearded twink behind him and a lady with many guns

oh hey bear, sup

i really hate working. i’d rather be playing video games.

logging on

I believe it was CAD$134 with tax

I should use the Switch 1 OLED with this right? Versus the Switch 2?

A Nintendo Virtual Boy shell in box on a desk in front of computer monitors

On the plus side look what my podcast listeners got me

I fear I may have left a reply that bluesky staff will mark as rude

the left is missing out on pets dot com

Extended fart sound

My Toyota bz4x's windows defogging at night while charging

Doing the last 5% HVAC on portion of my charge to defog

Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

also I keep saying it's for switch, and it's for the Nintendo™ Switch 2™

RHODY NO

fuck it, it stays in, I'll just keep it under 30 seconds

What a big beefums!

beloved child labour scam GRIT recruitment ad. GRIT is... a newspaper? I think? The add starts with LOOK, FRIENDS! You Can Win Your Choice of Neat Prizes FREE Regularly PLUS as much as $2 to $10 CASH E V E R Y W E E K

I'm trying to think of a fun goofy opening for my review of GRID Legends for the Switch, and my brain is stuck on making fun of the old GRIT child labour scam comic book ads but also 60% of my audience is under 35 and this wouldn't work

Ooo I'll check that out

I was 18 when I played it originally and the look on the doctors face when she's shot in the head has stuck with me

I've played the game again for three hours and that's not the most bonkers thing in the game by far