Cal Darin (is making adventures!)

Gremlin(watching a Nat Geo series about ancient Egypt): Can I be an Egypt Inspector one day?

Me: Sure! But “archeologist” or “egyptologist” are the words you’re looking for

Gremlin: No. I’m calling it Egypt inspector.

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Fuck, those shoulders 🤤

I’m leaning less French and more Inglorious Basterds

But you look stunning!

Still. That’s impressive to hold at all!

OH DAMN

That’s the best way to be!

Damn bro. That looks FIERCE

Claire : OH GOD. SHE’S JACKED

Update.

Cruel tip— send your mutual gf videos of you and your wife fucking/her choking on your cock while you talk about how badly she wants your gf to rail her with a strap

I’ll report back how effective it was!

Motivational tip- send your gf videos of you stroking it and promise you’ll send her a nut video if she does all her chores.

Executed. While pinned to the ground by multiple cowards.

I’m disgusted and sick.

Another protester killed

And also EVEN IF YOU DO form an opinion, that can be an inside thought.

This just turns off my brain and makes me go FERAL

Yes. Fucking. Please.

Just imagine me over you, making those sounds as I sink deep inside while my mouth presses against your neck alternating between biting and kissing and telling you how good you are for taking my cock so well

I have seen your face and it is very very smoochable. That is all

Atta girl

There IS a pic of Cal in a thong with a posing pouch 😉

In solidarity with the hardworking immigrants of #Minnesota, I will be donating my earnings tomorrow to the MN Immigrant Rights Action Committee and the Immigrant Law Center of MN.

I know not everyone can afford it, but if you can, I highly recommend lending a hand to the people of Minnesota.

Illustration of Ember holding a game controller. Background is a screenshot of Deep Rock Galacti . Text reads Let's Play Deep Rock Galactic with friends! Art by milky crystal way.

Having some space dwarf shenanigans with @behrkai.vtubers.social, tonight at 5pm PST! Come hang out with us! www.twitch.tv/ember_glows #vtuber #smallstreamer #drg

That’s the goal 😈

Just imagine me over top you snarling like that

Very panty post run Cal

Mine.

Will you accept raised plank?
(I can’t do a low one any more with the jankle)

So can I just start at your shoulders and kiss my way down?

Damn straight.
They’ll look so fucking good caught between us