Cal Darin (is making adventures!)

Whelp. We’re screwed.

I said “Man, I’m exhausted”
And the gremlin replied “HI EXHAUSTED!”

She’s making dad jokes already

Goddamn my wife is hot.

“Would he be a good dad?” I think, is a good question to ask

So my Terry Pratchett tat counts?

I mean. The giggles and growls and groans all feel just a little bit different, so it’s good for variety!

You are simultaneously so cute I want to whimper and so sexy I can’t help but snarl.

With every bit of breath in my Fucking body

Gotcha!!!
Thanks for trusting me!!!
❤️❤️

And yeah!
Or
A candy store, at least!
And we rode the water taxi and she was THRILLED

Oh hey!!!
We’re only here until tomorrow, but we’ve had a blast so far!

We have the kiddo with us and did the aquarium yesterday. Was INCREDIBLE!!!

WANTED style poster of a tiefling with black hair and horns. She looks a bit embarassed. Words in parenthesis are scribbled on in pink pen. WARNING (crossed out) THIS WOMAN OFFERS ABORTIONS. (SICK) SHE HAS ASSISTED: Monsters, rebels, communists, werewolves, and worse. THE SISTERHOOD OF MAGE-WIVES IS: SUBVERSIVE, UNSCIENTIFIC, FEMININE, TRANS-INCLUSIVE, DEMONIC. (thanks for the free ad space, shitheads!) IF SEEN, REPORT RIVER OF BLOOD TO YOUR LOCAL IMPERIAL REPRESENTATIVE (FOR BEING TOO SEXY). (Scribble of a little wolf going Awoo!!) In black pencil is scribbled: WTB silphium and "You are not helping, Howl." SUMMON THE MAGE-WIFE. A PROCEDURAL WEB SERIAL.

In a world where dragons own the land, vampires ban abortion, and the empress wants an abortion, a group of magical midwives make sure people can give birth without fear, without worry, and without great expense.

That's almost criminal. *Almost.*

#posterpit #magewife #a #f #webserial #lgbt

We’re in Baltimore for the weekend and so far I love this city*

*as long as I am a pedestrian. Getting to our rental via car was a nightmare

Hey buddy
All the Hugs ❤️❤️

Hmmm?
Sorry. Couldn’t hear because I was distracted by your lips too

WOW.
I couldn’t drive anywhere with you in the passenger seat, because I’d crash the car while staring into your eyes

I always wonder how many extra calories I burn trekking places with the gremlin on my shoulders.

Extra 36lbs of weight!!!

YAY!!

Okay but this sounds like so much fun…

Most relaxing activity I can imagine

I can think of few things I’d enjoy more.
Tease and worship your body until the only words left to you are “please” and “more” and my name

Moaned over and over again until even that is lost

And all that you can do is babble incoherently while I mark you as mine.

Claire: Damn he’s good looking.
Me: damn he is though

SNARLING.
Seriously.
You are stunning

I just met a golden retriever puppy named “Rigatoni”

That is all.

I DO FOR SURE WANT YOU

a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp ALT: a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp

I adore this gif (in large part because I lived on top of the hill when this happened)

It’s one of those things that I’ve never tried…
but the thought of gently dragging a blade along someone’s arm is definitely appealing.

😈 you don’t say?

Bite away!!

I WILL WEAR IT FOR YOU IF EVER WE MEET!

Um.
Help.
I’m slain.

I want to worship at the altar of your perfect body