Chris Drolett

Just finished it. What a film. No movie should be longer than 84 minutes. If your movie is 2.5 hours + and you're not Peter Jackson go back to the editing bay and try again

the dilemma between wanting to believe the depth of this for the laughs and also not trusting a fucking word kash patel says about anything

Jahmyr Gibbs was hit 4 yards in the backfield and still converted on that 4th-and-1.

Also that was a super heady play by Amon-Ra St. Brown to trail Gibbs and push him forward through the 2nd wave of contact.

The people speaking up tonight are right FWIW

BEAUTIFUL

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Happy tenth anniversary to all those who celebrate

More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days. The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...

BREAKING from PP

We found immigration agents have held more than 170 *citizens*

The govt doesn't track citizens held. So we did. We tallied:

Nearly 20 kids, two w/ cancer

More than 20 citizens held for day or more, incommunicado

www.propublica.org/article/immi...

by @nicolefoy.bsky.social

happy hockey season

slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social alright everybody stand up for this person to sing a really hard song about the war of 1812 solo a cappella, if they fuck up it will haunt them forever. then we'll play some baseball

It is at least *interesting* that the people making this supposedly world-changing technology think its most profitable use cases are: social media videos and sexting.

Mac Jones has like 3 working body parts rn trying to sneak him directly at Vita Vea is wild to me

dying at rightwingers falling for what looks like an ai generated turning points USA half time show with special guest “measles”

[muttering] what if sean payton had a QB like spencer rattler

football is the game of gods

No big deal. Just a 2nd & 15 where Bijan Robinson is stepping up into pass pro, but the snap is offline. So he catches it, and runs for 9 yards

it takes a windmill 27.7 hours to generate one transgender athlete

when the fuck did devin lloyd become a hall of famer

Montana's 1995 retro unis.

Montana's retro helmet with a grizzly on it.

Montana's copper, silver and gold unis.

Montana is breaking out the copper, silver and gold unis for Homecoming this week.

#Catatouille, the new Pixar sequel to #Ratatouille. This one helps you to get your Bachelor’s degree.

cc: @pattonoswalt.bsky.social

Sewell Screen

One of the best examples you'll ever see from the NFL's OT1

I know it's already been said, but:

This Bucs-Seahawks throwback jersey game is the best jersey game of the season

OK, I’m usually pretty good with alt text, but this one may defeat me. Imagine the biggest, wrinkliest black dog. Now imagine a large, violently green ball. Now imagine that Peanut the mastiff has put a ball exactly the size of his enormous maw into his enormous maw, completely filling it like a cork, or a big green baby binky. That is this.

A friend just sent me this picture of his mastiff, Peanut.

Let it wash over you.

Our current government in a nutshell.

do….the saints entertain the idea of rattler being the guy?

Whit Weeks puking and Lane Kiffin making fun of him

checking in on Lane Kiffin

Right side. Tate Ratledge & Penei Sewell. 🔨&🔨

Love the decision, love the playcall, love the throw. Dan Campbell forever.

a man in a blue shirt is saying i want you to get the word out there ALT: a man in a blue shirt is saying i want you to get the word out there

Dan Campbell's offense the last two weeks

Tate Ratledge lines his helmet with Zyn pouches